Walter Fooshee is ok in hospital

[ionbeam]

I'm kinda thinking that would raise the blood pressure and tax the heart rate. Heck at my age that could be fatal. On the other hand, I'm going to die of something and that looks about as good as it gets!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Good God Fred, are you trying to kill him?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Good God Fred, are you trying to kill him?

By golly if yer gonna go out, ya might as well leave with a smile eh?

 

[RaYzerman19]

Soon Walt you have to be movin' on......... to the Rayzerman Approved Three Phase Health Plan...... lots of greasy foods to keep the insides of the arteries all lubed up and slippy, lots of alcoholic beverages to thin the blood down a bit so it flows real good, and smoke a pack or two a day to keep the heart a-pumpin' real good. You'll feel great in no time!

 

[Fred W]

Good God Fred, are you trying to kill him?

No no... That picture was of the entire full week course of medication. Of course Walt should only take one dose per day for the entire week, either in the morning (with food) or just before bed. At the end of seven days his poor old ticker will be strummin' along smooth as a 17 year old.

Note that unlike many of the meds advertised on TV, this prescription will not cause adverse symptoms that require a bunch of fine print.

 

[HotRodZilla]

One night my brother and I were watching TV and one of those "Smiling Bob" commercials came on. Mid-commercial in a low drone, Patch said, "You show me a great pair of bare *******, and I'll show you natural male enhancement."

Fred and Patch may be onto something, but I don't think most HMOs will cover that treatment plan.