Well where to begin. I guess by saying the faint gas smell wasn't my imagination nor was the faint ticking I heard the past hundred miles that I chalked up to paranoia.
I went in to Tampa this afternoon to Cigar Fest (which was awesome) and was enjoying the ride back, until I was about 25 miles from home and came to a light. When I slowed down and lifted the visor I could hear rod knock. The next light produced more knock and a slight squeal. I knew from experience with these motors the bottom end was going and fast. It got progressively worse and about 10 miles down the road it finally let loose. I grabbed the clutch anticipating the lockup and coasted to the first street turn off.
I and the service manager at the original dealer (which did NOT end up closing) both suspect the last dealer did not properly assemble the engine back. I know for a fact they reused the plain bearings, and judging from the cluster f@#k of a job they did on the transmission and other parts they broke, probably didn't even plastigauge them.
So after calling the original dealer and getting them to trailer the bike back, it's now getting torn down again. Un f'ing real.