Western FJR Riders Roundup

[teacherman]

What time to meet in the parking lot on July 10? Please advise as I will be in the area. Sounds fun. Thanks.

 

[beemerdons]

What time to meet in the parking lot on July 10? Please advise as I will be in the area. Sounds fun. Thanks.

Usually we gather in the parking lot at dusk for barley therapy and whiskey guzzling, after showers from riding in and some dinner. Look for Marty - 0face, he will be putting name tags on everyone! I've put pictures of Marty below, so if he comes up and starts playing with your chest it is OK! 0face is OFFICIAL!

As far as the morning rides go on Friday AM July 11: teacherman it takes Old Michael, SacramentoMike, Bokerfork and Bugnatr at least until 0800 to sober up enough to ride their FJR's, so let's say Kickstands-Up at 0830 for departure on the various and assorted Sierra juants. jes' sayin' and nuff said, ese!

Great News WFO Attendees, Marty 0face has volunteered to be the "Official Tagger"!

Here is a photo of Marty enjoying his favorite pastime, viewing nasty pornography on his smart phone:

And here is a picture of our 0face kissing a mirror, usually Marty is kissing HotRodZilla's………..

 

[ULEWZ]

Getting close. I am doing my best to burn through the remains of my T30 GTs at 3,200 miles. Got a new set at home that I will spoon on this Sunday. Looking forward to meeting you guys. Please don't laugh to hard if I decide to truck my FJR up there.

 

[airboss]

Made it to Tucson, 191 what ahoot, got another must do ride for the bike.

See you in Sparks next week.

 

[Bugnatr]

Made it to Tucson, 191 what ahoot, got another must do ride for the bike.
See you in Sparks next week.

2or4wheels?

Thinking 4as I haven't seen your spot Karl

 

[airboss]

4 Wheels with goodies in the trunk. So can that be counted as two motorcycles?

Shop called this morning, FJR is fixed. If I didn't need to be in Tucson, Oh well.

 

[Bugnatr]

As long as you show up we don't care how you get here Karl. I'll be on the KTM as the Hippo is resting.

 

[gregory]

AC is a great thing when heading North out of Tucson.

 

[beemerdons]

AC is a great thing when heading North out of Tucson.

Air conditioning is great and the ONLY thing when heading North out of Phoenix! 109F today in the Valley of the Blast Furnace (111F on Saturday!), since there are three of us going together to Sparks we will be trailering our FJR behind the Jeep Liberty (Don-Donna-Seth). But I swear, even if it was just two of us I would trailer: At age 65, I just can't stand the fecking heat anymore! JSNS!

 

[Bugnatr]

Tuesday it was well over 100 in the Sacramento Valley and it was 88 in Truckee. Riding in the high country is always much cooler than Sparks. Don't be surprised if we see a shower or two on the crest of the Sierra's just to help cool off.

 

[beemerdons]

Tuesday it was well over 100 in the Sacramento Valley and it was 88 in Truckee. Riding in the high country is always much cooler than Sparks. Don't be surprised if we see a shower or two on the crest of the Sierra's just to help cool off.

Just checked the 10 day forecast for Sparks, like Dougie Bear said: Expect mid 90s during the day dipping down to mid 60s at night, with afternoon showers.

 

[gregory]

We've been hitting the century mark for awhile now. 104 on the bike coming home from work last night. Mid 90's and afternoon showers will be welcome!

 

[dcarver]

Hey, wait a friggin' minute here...

Hot & Wet?

 

[Old Michael]

Hey, wait a friggin' minute here...

Hot & Wet?

 

[beemerdons]

Hot and wet is definitely the way that Niehart likes his women, kind of like the way Bokerfork wants his gym shorts! jes' sayin' and nuff said!

 

[juniorfjr]

I heard that Beemerdons has secured Rob Ford as a guest speaker. I'm sure it will be interesting.

 

[beemerdons]

Damn it to Hell Fred, you have given away the Secret of the Century! Actually it was Canuck yamafitter - Billy Fitz with his hair dyed blonde, but the accent was perfect eh!

 

[gregory]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Ford is post re-hab. His poll numbers are up and I suspect his sobriety will continue until election night when however the vote goes, he will be back to providing Beemerdons a roll model.

In the meantime, look what showed up today!

 

[bigjohnsd]

I heard a rumor that Festar wants an expedition to the Mustang Ranch.

 

[Old Michael]

I heard a rumor that Festar wants an expedition to the Mustang Ranch.

Tell him to save his money and gas.

In Nevada, for a couple of beers he can get a reach-around in the hotel parking lot.