So, how does that conversation go...
Dumb: I'm having trouble with burnouts, it keeps catching and trying to wheelie.
Dumber: Hmm. How can we keep the front end down.
Dumb: If only it were heavier
Dumber: I know! What if I sit on the front fender, while you open the thottle way up.
Dumb: ok, but what happens when I want to stop, could the tire catch then?
Dumber: I dunno. Let's try it.
<sigh>