What?? It's SCAB'S BIRFDAY?

[Scab]

Many thanks, all. I have spent the day waiting. Waiting and waiting. I thought surely the gifts would pour in from my FJR buds.

It's almost nine. Nothing yet.

Does UPS run after nine?

I gave ya'll advance warning and everything...

Feel the love...

Bastards.

 

[jwilly]

Many thanks, all. I have spent the day waiting. Waiting and waiting. I thought surely the gifts would pour in from my FJR buds.










It's almost nine. Nothing yet.

Does UPS run after nine?

I gave ya'll advance warning and everything...

Feel the love...

Bastards.

Checks in the mail! :glare:

 

[Ari Rankum]

Happy Birthday, Scab.

Now where's my 21 cents?

 

[Scab]

Wow. This is making me feel all warm deep down...

No, wait...

Nevermind, I was just sitting on my hemorrhoid.

 

[Scab]

The wife said thanks!

Then, she wanted to know why I don't look like that... I said; "I dunno, the hemorrhoid gets in the way?"

 

[Badcat]

Wow. This is making me feel all warm deep down...









No, wait...

Nevermind, I was just sitting on my hemorrhoid.

Naw, it was probably road rash....Happy Birthday. I hit 45 this year, glad to know there is someone else that old.

 

[NoCage]

Happy B-day David... I hope you had a good 'un. You da man. I'm ready for Cheaha when you are. Lemme know.

 

[twowheelnut]

******' young punk and you still have all your hair?! ******' young punk... <_<

Happy Birtfday, just the same, punk.

 

[thompsonian]

Wait....lemme get some things straight here....

1. Scab's name is David?

2. Today is his birthday?

Today is MY birthday (31) AND my name is David also!

h34r:

Now as long as Mrs. Scab's name isn't Shasta, we're good man!

[SIZE=8pt]It isn't is it?[/SIZE]

On a side note, how did that picture of ME get put up here :huh:

 

[juniorfjr]

45, ****, my hemorrhoids are 45.

Happy b, day. and many more

 

[Rogue]

Wow. This is making me feel all warm deep down...









No, wait...

Nevermind, I was just sitting on my hemorrhoid.

You DID get my present! :blink:

 

[Scab]

Today is MY birthday (31) AND my name is David also!
Now as long as Mrs. Scab's name isn't Shasta, we're good man!

[SIZE=8pt]It isn't is it?[/SIZE]

Well, happy birthday to you too!

And we're good, the wife's name is BB. Well, actually, her name is Anita. We call her BB.

 

[NoCage]

Happy Birthday Mr. Scab. I found an appropriately aged stripper for you. Yer welcome.

NWS....

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[Scab]

Hey, that looks like my hemorrhoid with a bikini.

and you still have all your hair?!

That would be an optimistic overstatement. "Most" would still be optimistic.

 

[odot]

Yet another reason my birthday isn't posted in this here forum.....pics like that come up.

oh, happy bday, dude....drink a cold one for me.

 

[thompsonian]

Yet another reason my birthday isn't posted in this here forum.....pics like that come up. oh, happy bday, dude....drink a cold one for me.

So does this mean we are supposed to celebreate your birthday EVERYDAY with posts like this, or mass PM you with pics like this saying Happy Birthday?

 

[Wolfhound]

Hope you have a GREAT one ! Yet another young crotch rocket rider has made it another year :bike:

 

[odot]

Yet another reason my birthday isn't posted in this here forum.....pics like that come up. oh, happy bday, dude....drink a cold one for me.

So does this mean we are supposed to celebreate your birthday EVERYDAY with posts like this, or mass PM you with pics like this saying Happy Birthday?

Scary pics like that make me think that someone didn't understand why al gore designed the internet.

It's for porn....i.e. Hot chicks-n-stuff, ya know? Get with the program well-wishers of scabster.

 

[MrTwisty]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Scab!!!!