Whats the Dumbest thing you ever did

[Redfish Hunter]

It would be difficult to pick just one thing out of the many really dumb things I have done in my life. I think the dumbest thing I could possibly do would be to post any of them here, in this thread, in front of all of you.

 

[majicmaker]

It would be difficult to pick just one thing out of the many really dumb things I have done in my life. I think the dumbest thing I could possibly do would be to post any of them here, in this thread, in front of all of you.

Wuss!!

 

[Spud]

Yo mama

 

[Redfish Hunter]

It would be difficult to pick just one thing out of the many really dumb things I have done in my life. I think the dumbest thing I could possibly do would be to post any of them here, in this thread, in front of all of you.

Wuss!!

Maybe so my friend.

I would have to follow HotRodZilla's lead and list all of the subcategories. Now that I think about it though, I really only need two subcategories.

1. Because of an attractive woman

2. Operating something with a motor

Still, I ain't telling.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Wuss!!!

Anal Dildo Lover!!!
(See how that works?)

 

[majicmaker]

Wuss!!!

Anal Dildo Lover!!!(See how that works?)

That wasn't my fault! I was asleep! And she was naked! Nuff Said....

 

[Tyler]

I can't say cause I ain't done yet...

 

[steve_g]

I bought a Harly.

Lucky for me it broke and the dealer took it back.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I can't say cause I ain't done yet...

...ohhhh, but you can give us a top ten, caincha?

 

[Tyler]

I can't say cause I ain't done yet...

...ohhhh, but you can give us a top ten, caincha?

Possibly... but I don't think you could afford the price tag.

 

[majicmaker]

I can't say cause I ain't done yet...

...ohhhh, but you can give us a top ten, caincha?

Possibly... but I don't think you could afford the price tag.

Boo-Yah!!! )

 

[RadioHowie]

Buncha rookies!!!

Top this:

Remarried the woman I threw outta the house 30 years ago.

'nuff said!

 

[RaYzerman19]

I was in Perth, Australia on shore leave. Went to the biggest night club in town. The place was crawling with smokin' hot babes. I saw the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life facing the band stand. I was behind her. Long beautiful dark hair. A body that brought me to my knees. I walked up to her and asked her to dance. She turned around and it was A GUY!!!!!! He wanted to punch my lights out. That was STUPID!! I look at them from the front before I ask anyone to dance now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s

 

[Bugnatr]

I was about to reply but...

Buncha rookies!!!
Top this:

Remarried the woman I threw outta the house 30 years ago.

'nuff said!

Ding, ding, ding,Howie just raised the bar!

 

[Dudewado]

Remember licking a 9V battery when you were a kid? (Or just last week for Bust; Poor man's pacemaker.)

When I was a kid I saw a large dry cell battery in a store, it must have been 18 inches tall, don't know the voltage.

Yes, I had to do it.

Felt like getting punched in the stomach. My Mom saw it happen and never said a word. I was the youngest of five, and if no arteries were severed and you were breathing, she didn't flinch.

 

[crumpadump]

Wait...Bust-a-nut hasn't reported in yet.....shouldn't he be sliding in here 'bout now?

 

[wheatonFJR]

Buncha rookies!!!
Top this:

Remarried the woman I threw outta the house 30 years ago.

'nuff said!

You win.
That was quick.

 

[gixxerjasen]

Remember licking a 9V battery when you were a kid? (Or just last week for Bust; Poor man's pacemaker.)
When I was a kid I saw a large dry cell battery in a store, it must have been 18 inches tall, don't know the voltage.

Yes, I had to do it.

Felt like getting punched in the stomach. My Mom saw it happen and never said a word. I was the youngest of five, and if no arteries were severed and you were breathing, she didn't flinch.

I had an edger that had a flip metal connector that contacted the spark plug to short it out in order to shut it off. I was about 12 years old and I missed the connector and my finger slipped onto the spark plug of the running edger. I think I cleared my driveway in a single jump.

 

[majicmaker]

OH DEAR GOD!!! Where do I start?

Howie! Dude! Please don't tell that story to anyone!! EVER!!!

Ray19, that was one of my favorite songs ever! Yeah! It felt like that.

Dudewado, that's pretty damn close to Howie's story but, it's only second place.

Gixxer, that reminds me of a "Titus" episode where Stacey Keach as his father let him stick a fork in a socket and the room flashed a hugh orange Glow! I knew you were gonna cave!! That was Hilarious!! Thanks!

 

[Bugnatr]

6th grade my friend had a very tiny, battery operated light bulb for some toy model he was building. It had 2 small insulated wire leads so I figured I'll kick it up a bit and shoved the leads into the110 wall outlet.

Holy Mother of Pearl, for a flash moment that sucker was brighter than the sun.

Only did that once.