Wisdom from a Retiree...

[Patriot]

Wisdom from a Retiree <not me> :

[SIZE=12pt]I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine. [/SIZE]

And I'm pretty damn good at it, too!!

 

[Jeff Q]

LOL

 

[rickcorwn]

I'm still practicing

 

[YooperDick]

A fulfilled retiree wakes up in the morning with nothing to do and goes to bed at night half done. I've made a career of it for ten years.