Women are Better Financial Planners

[dcarver]

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working
in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with
whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took
his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200
million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.

Three months later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

 

[CAJW]

No reaction from the wifey when I read this to her. Must be common knowledge among women, so I guess it's the guys that need to figure this out.

 

[MrZappo]

This must not apply to all women ... For example, my wife married me ... Likely a bad call ..

 

[garyahouse]

Finally, a joke I can share with the family...

 

[HelzBelz]

You know, the only slack I get in marriage counseling from the wife and the female counselor is that my wife is terrible with financial decisions. Otherwise, I am a complete dick.

(Maybe its the etymotic er6i's I wear during the sessions?)

 

[HotRodZilla]

Wait, why did that idiot want to get married? That's what he gets for messing up a good thing.

 

[puppychow]

"With whom to share his father's fortune..."

...he got what he wished for...

 

[Uncle Hud]

deleted .... and trust me, you're not missing out on anything here.