Women in Lycra Running Shorts

[Joe2Lmaker]

Thanks OM, you saved me a trip.

Fort Bragg is just the way I remember it, except for the new bridge.

 

[Old Michael]

... Now all the boys in the northeast are going to probably still hate you.

I'd figured they were just cranky about the Sox and the Pats.

... Add in the fact that I haven't ridden in damn near 3 months.

...or even longer when you consider that riding that HD doesn't really count

as "riding".

...I do think after seeing the pic of you in your mirror you may want to cut back on the coffee. :crazy:

Photobucket has a mind of its own.

Nothing sadder than a man's broken heart,...

You might be right, Don.

But, don't get a big head.

I would have taken her up on the flight!

I neglected to mention that she wanted $150 for 30 minutes.

In Florida, a gal without an airplane will give you an HOUR for that price.

You're killin me, absolutely killin me! As I sit here gazing out at the lovely snow, mush, dead grass, bare trees and thinking about my new scoot in my cold, dirty garage that I can't ride, I gotta look at this???

That might drive a fellow to the bottle.

Might, HELL!

... Bathrooms, gas stations, strip clubs, homeless shelters etc. You could title it "My favorite places".... Rich

I like IHOP's, too.

 

[Old Michael]

... The girls weren't bad either!

And that's a shame, huh?

Foul! I want my money back...

If I had a nickel for every ....

...And charm the pants off her in the sky.

I'd need one of those "How to -" books, Hudson.

Foul! I want my money back.

Finally...

I didn't want to be the one....

:lol: :lol:

Michael,

Cec and I just love your pictures.

Joe, I hope to see you and Cec (and your strange friends) in

New Mexico this summer.

Well, since rushes and Bugnatr are already bitching ...

Oh, god.

Here we go.

I have only myself to blame...

Mikey, when you change your avatar (which you REALLY need to change), that

can be your new sig line.

 

[doctorJ]

Great pics OM. However there were a few problems I see:

1. They are all in the republic of Kalifornistan.

2. Saw gas priced at $3.25--sheesh

3. No car tire on the rear of the FJR .

4. Not enough pics of lycra encased derriers.

5. Blue Pazzo levers missing somehow .

doctorj

 

[Old Michael]

You had me at "Women In Lycra".

You filthy bastard.

I'd expect that outta your boy, Shiny.

... minus 15 deg Celsius here...

Just reading that made my privates shrink a little.

(Don't start, peanut gallery.)

Nice. At the risk of getting ridiculed, question: What camera do you use when riding?

Ooooh, SRT8, NOBODY will EVER ridicule you here on the FJRForum.

Here, there is only love.

(While riding, a teenie Canon SD1200.)

I even resisted the urge to run into Guerneville and wade into that lesbian

hornet's nest. Without back-up, I thought better of it.

I'd have covered your play against the Lesbo Legion there Brother Mick!

Hell Man, together we may even have converted a few ...

More likely, we'd both walk with a limp for the rest of our lives.

You Micks are so fuking insensitive ya know?

Yes. :****:

Hey! Who can ID this little goober-lookin' car?

Why....that's a mid-60's Saab.

Wow, Mike. You sure know your goober-lookin' cars.

... it was powered by a 750cc three cylinder, two stroke engine that produced a whopping 38 hp.

Hey. Was that where Kawasaki got the idea for ...

?

 

[Old Michael]

Strangely enough, I've spoken to a number of women who've you've dated, and all of them wished that you had eaten oysters.

:lol:

Damn you, mjd!

I did my best!

...keep it up, fly boy (and I'm talking about the pictures... )

Thank god.

I couldn't have taken the pressure.

I AM going to ride you some day

What??!!

... a few problems I see:

... Not enough pics of lycra encased derriers.

Could there ever be enough?

Thanks, everyone, for all of the kind comments,

...and for your shit too, Rich.

 

[madmike2]

Hey! Who can ID this little goober-lookin' car?

Why....that's a mid-60's Saab.

Wow, Mike. You sure know your goober-lookin' cars.

Nope! "Chasing Classic Cars" just did a program that had that car as a "barn find".

I was more interested in American cars back in "the day".

Speaking of goober-lookin' cars, how was that Saab to drive on Canadian roads?

 

[MEM]

I AM going to ride you some day

What??!!

I'm watchin' ewe, Mister

:bleh:

You slay yourself me, OM

 

[madmike2]

I AM going to ride you some day

What??!!

I'm watchin' ewe, Mister

:bleh:

You slay yourself me, OM

Yeah...well...MEM, we've SEEN your Lycra running shorts.

Or some kind of lycra shorts...or....

 

[MEM]

Yeah...well...MEM, we've SEEN your Lycra running shorts.

Or some kind of lycra shorts...or....

Nice, huh ?

For an old girl

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Yeah...well...MEM, we've SEEN your Lycra running shorts.

Or some kind of lycra shorts...or....

Nice, huh ?

For an old girl

You got my attention!

 

[madmike2]

Yeah...well...MEM, we've SEEN your Lycra running shorts.

Or some kind of lycra shorts...or....

Nice, huh ?

For an old girl

Hmmmm....let's see....the list of those complaining was...... :dntknw:

Uhhhh....OLD????? You youngsters and your assumptions and definitions of "old". Sheesh!!! :blink:

 

[MEM]

Hmmmm....let's see....the list of those complaining was...... :dntknw:

Uhhhh....OLD????? You youngsters and your assumptions and definitions of "old". Sheesh!!! :blink:

Shouldn't you and Joe be checking with OLD M before y'all go hijacking his thread ?

 

[madmike2]

Hmmmm....let's see....the list of those complaining was...... :dntknw:

Uhhhh....OLD????? You youngsters and your assumptions and definitions of "old". Sheesh!!! :blink:

Shouldn't you and Joe be checking with OLD M before y'all go hijacking his thread ?

Let's think about this....in counselling, wouldn't that be called "blame shifting"? :huh:

And I can't see Really Old Michael complaining about the topic that derailed his ride report. :no:

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Hmmmm....let's see....the list of those complaining was...... :dntknw:

Uhhhh....OLD????? You youngsters and your assumptions and definitions of "old". Sheesh!!! :blink:

Shouldn't you and Joe be checking with OLD M before y'all go hijacking his thread ?

Yup, the topic is clearly:

Women in Lycra Running Shorts

...now Mary Ellen, please get this thread back on topic and show us yours.


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[MEM]

Yup, the topic is clearly:

Women in Lycra Running Shorts

...now Mary Ellen, please get this thread back on topic and show us yours.

WOT?! You didn't get your own autographed, photo-copyrighted, poster-sized shot ?

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[beemerdons]

Yup, the topic is clearly:

Women in Lycra Running Shorts

...now Mary Ellen, please get this thread back on topic and show us yours.

WOT?! You didn't get your own autographed, photo-copyrighted, poster-sized shot ?

Got mine!

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[fjrob1300]

Ol' Mike I hate you! Nice pics though. So here's one for the Lycra crowd.

 

[MEM]

Ol' Mike I hate you! Nice pics though. So here's one for the Lycra crowd.

Honestly, Rob. I can't trust you with ANYthing :huh:

:kiss2:

 

[madmike2]

Ol' Mike I hate you! Nice pics though. So here's one for the Lycra crowd.

Honestly, Rob. I can't trust you with ANYthing :huh:

:kiss2:

Y'know.....Don just got that poster because it's his bike "Miss Lucy Liu" in the background.

Er...Don....uhm....no "Hubba, hubba"?