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Well someone needs to be an ******* -may as wellit will always be Radio Howie!
The selflessness of the fine folks on this forum never ceases to impress me!Hey Andrew, I have an idea.
You're damaged '15 is obviously cursed. My '07 is not. It has nodded off a couole.of times, but it has never thrown me off while moving. It has good tires, not those POS Bridgestone things, and it doesn't have all that newfangled baloney to distract you. It has heated grips and a proven track record.
So, just trade me straight across. You take my undamaged, uncursed '07, and I'll risk my life on that danegrous '15 for you. You're insurance won't go up, and I'll throw in a slightly (very) used undamaged helmet. This sounds like a very good deal. You should take it before I change my mind!!
I mean, what are friends for??
Don't fall for HRZ's false generosity. He doesn't care about you. He just wants your 2015. He thinks he can take advantage of you while you're at a low emotional ebb. Now I, OTOH, couldn't care less about that pile of twisted metal and plastic, but I do care, deeply, about you. So I'll offer my very low mileage, heavily farkled, 2006 AE (which I love), three helmets, and a bag of M&Ms, in exchange for your recent wreck. I'll even ride my AE over to you and pick up your worthless. liquid graphite mess.Hey Andrew, I have an idea.
You're damaged '15 is obviously cursed. My '07 is not. It has nodded off a couole.of times, but it has never thrown me off while moving. It has good tires, not those POS Bridgestone things, and it doesn't have all that newfangled baloney to distract you. It has heated grips and a proven track record.
So, just trade me straight across. You take my undamaged, uncursed '07, and I'll risk my life on that danegrous '15 for you. You're insurance won't go up, and I'll throw in a slightly (very) used undamaged helmet. This sounds like a very good deal. You should take it before I change my mind!!
I mean, what are friends for??
I think I can find some Cheetos lodged in between the seats of my Expedition. Once I find those, your deal is done.Don't fall for HRZ's false generosity. He doesn't care about you. He just wants your 2015. He thinks he can take advantage of you while you're at a low emotional ebb. Now I, OTOH, couldn't care less about that pile of twisted metal and plastic, but I do care, deeply, about you. So I'll offer my very low mileage, heavily farkled, 2006 AE (which I love), three helmets, and a bag of M&Ms, in exchange for your recent wreck. I'll even ride my AE over to you and pick up your worthless. liquid graphite mess.Hey Andrew, I have an idea.You're damaged '15 is obviously cursed. My '07 is not. It has nodded off a couole.of times, but it has never thrown me off while moving. It has good tires, not those POS Bridgestone things, and it doesn't have all that newfangled baloney to distract you. It has heated grips and a proven track record.
So, just trade me straight across. You take my undamaged, uncursed '07, and I'll risk my life on that danegrous '15 for you. You're insurance won't go up, and I'll throw in a slightly (very) used undamaged helmet. This sounds like a very good deal. You should take it before I change my mind!! :no:
I mean, what are friends for??
Top that offer, HRZ!
You're such a giver, AJ...I think I can find some Cheetos lodged in between the seats of my Expedition. Once I find those, your deal is done.Don't fall for HRZ's false generosity. He doesn't care about you. He just wants your 2015. He thinks he can take advantage of you while you're at a low emotional ebb. Now I, OTOH, couldn't care less about that pile of twisted metal and plastic, but I do care, deeply, about you. So I'll offer my very low mileage, heavily farkled, 2006 AE (which I love), three helmets, and a bag of M&Ms, in exchange for your recent wreck. I'll even ride my AE over to you and pick up your worthless. liquid graphite mess.Hey Andrew, I have an idea.
You're damaged '15 is obviously cursed. My '07 is not. It has nodded off a couole.of times, but it has never thrown me off while moving. It has good tires, not those POS Bridgestone things, and it doesn't have all that newfangled baloney to distract you. It has heated grips and a proven track record.
So, just trade me straight across. You take my undamaged, uncursed '07, and I'll risk my life on that danegrous '15 for you. You're insurance won't go up, and I'll throw in a slightly (very) used undamaged helmet. This sounds like a very good deal. You should take it before I change my mind!!
I mean, what are friends for??
Top that offer, HRZ!
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