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Don, you gave up intercourse for Lent, but not cunnilingus. Just sayin'.

Old Michael made me cry once

Kat and I are still planning on going. Holding off on reservations until I'm sure she gets the time off. Been a while; I haven't missed the forum much, but I had to check out this thread again. Nothing new I see... :P

I used to listen to music when I still had hearing. My best memory was when the Allman brothers just showed up at a small roadside dive in Easton, MA that sat maybe 100 people. They were in Boston for a gig and were slumming. They ended up picking up the local band's instruments and doing two...

I had to check it out in Wikipedia. Never heard of him but he seems like my kind of guy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Forman

My son went on facebook and shared a picture of a package of those peanut butter crackers... "Been eating these all night." Has the balls to eat a dozen of the little packages and then call me out on facebook as an enabling fool. Howie, no wonder you do manatees.

I'm grateful I'm not even on the family tree!

So the message is, don't shoot them, love them while you can, stock no goodies or hide the ones you buy, grow your food or buy cheap disgusting food nobody wants to eat. and hope they leave the house early, but visit often... Okaaaay. :P

I knew I could count on you Ray. :blink: To all: thanks for the empathy and ideas.

I think I have to get a second job. Now that Bug mentions it, every light is on, and multiple clothes changes a day mean endless washes and hot water used... I'm divorced so I get them 1/2 time. Maybe I can talk to the ex about keeping them more. :assassin:

I'm going broke trying to feed them. Two teens eat as much of the food budget in 12 days as my wife and I eat all month! Suggestions, legal and illegal will be entertained.

I'd want more than a hug to pick up the heavy-assed FJR. Can you cook while I have a beer in front of the Tele MEM?

Any smarter and my head would explode. I heard my ego say so just yesterday. As for this guy, he should have said he needed to use his sense of taste as well....

Hope for a quarterback so you might make it to the SB next year. :P

If you must fart, blame the dog. The answer to every woman's statement is "Yes dear."

As a Patriots fan -- the Denver Fillies did show up -- Brady just showed them how to play. I am really happy the Pats have a chance to beat the Ravens after what they did to the Patriots a couple years ago. I think payback is gonna be a *****. Good to see the niners rise again, but first year...

The calendar is crawling slower than my clock at work on a Friday afternoon before a two week motorcycle adventure. Can't wait.

Nice photo montage George! I really enjoyed it. I didn't know it got cold enough down your way to make cider... growing up in New England it was a tradition each Fall. Beautiful pictures. I had no idea you were such a cowboy either. A couple points: A Speed Hump is what Old Michael does when...

I went out and looked at my odometer -- and it hasn't changed much, that's what's wrong. Post a picture of yours for me, will ya skooter? ;) Well, I think I may need to eat crow. I thought corporate Kawi and Costco made the deal and the locals got the crumbs. ****, my soapbox was going to be...

Because since Dolly left town I don't have one. ...**** puppy