12 Days of FJR Christmas

[FJReady]

What happens when you daydream too much in a boring meeting:

(Sorry if I affend anyone or their religous beliefs)

Twelve days of FJR Christmas

(sung to the popular tune of similar name)

On the first day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

A picture of Warchild

On the second day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 3rd day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 4th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 5th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 5th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 6th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

6 tubes of moly-lube, 5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 7th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

7 pictures of slip-ons, 6 tubes of moly-lube, 5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 8th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

8 Tire opinions, 7 pictures of slip-ons, 6 tubes of moly-lube, 5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 9th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

9 Top speed braggers, 8 Tire opinions, 7 pictures of slip-ons, 6 tubes of moly-lube, 5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 10th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

10 Oil Discussions, 9 Top speed braggers, 8 Tire opinions, 7 pictures of slip-ons, 6 tubes of moly-lube, 5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 11th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

11 Reasons for ticking, 10 Oil Discussions, 9 Top speed braggers, 8 Tire opinions, 7 pictures of slip-ons, 6 tubes of moly-lube, 5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

On the 12th day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 Windshield complaints, 11 Reasons for ticking, 10 Oil Discussions, 9 Top speed braggers, 8 Tire opinions, 7 pictures of slip-ons, 6 tubes of moly-lube, 5 Gay-ass comments, 4 powder coated foot pegs, 3 forum moderators, Two Magnum Blasters, and a picture of Warchild.

Thank goodness the song ends at 12.

 

[downn2(aka starcruiser)]

You've affended ALLAH! May a thousand ticks invade your buttocks!!!!

 

[red2kcbr]

Nice, FJRready.

Any significance to following 5 gay-ass comments by 6 tubes of moly-lube? Hmm?

:clap:

 

[FJReady]

Pure coincidence.

 

[radman]

 

[FJReady]

red2kcbr,

R U refering to this classic?

 

[OmegaSix]

The only thing that offends me is the IDEA that your Christmas funny might OFFEND somebody.

So here it is: If the word "Christmas", FJReady's funny, or any other humerous reference to ANY religeous concept is offensive to you... You are a P*SSY!!!!!!! And are hereby invited to get on the next plane departing my fair nation.

 

[Bike Effects]

On the first day of FJR Christmas my true love gave to me:A picture of Warchild

OK, you stopped me right there!

 

[Warchild]

 

[FJReady]

Don't ban me. My therapist says I need to express myself in creative ways!

 

[Bike Effects]

Don't ban me. My therapist says I need to express myself in creative ways!

I think that was directed at me! h34r:

 

[Toynut]

FJReady,

Are you sure that you would be sticking around after receiving Day One's "gift" ?

Seems to me a normal person would be filing divorce papers in the early A.M. of day two!!!!! :bleh:

Then again, some people like Dale's picture in the bedroom to help them get into the mood (poor man's Viagra). :blink:

 

[Toynut]

That's quite enough, WC !!!.....

 

[Centerline]

Oy-vey!

 

[Warchild]

Don't ban me.  My therapist says I need to express myself in creative ways!

I think that was directed at me! h34r:

No, it was at Randy!! :lol: :lol: :lol: