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I'm with the Armadillo Fornicator, don't change a PERFECT motorcycle!
I'm not an Armadillo fornicator you horses ass. They're nearly impossible to find outside of Texas. Due to those difficulties, I have moved on to Gila Monsters. Those are some wriley fuckers.

"I gotta monster for a Gila Monster." Has a certain ring to it...Dont you think??
Au contraire mon Ami, Armadillo in this video is named Leticia and she's from Jal, New Mexico. Leticia claims to know both You and patch308 in "the biblical sense"!

You two sickos are probably both getting chubbies halfway through this movie!

 
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I'm not an Armadillo fornicator you horses ass. They're nearly impossible to find outside of Texas. Due to those difficulties, I have moved on to Gila Monsters. Those are some wriley fuckers.
WTF were you thinking??? Them leprosy-carryin' MoFos are all OVER the south, from New Mexico to Florida, and down to Argentina! Get yer facts straight, ya 'dillo-pounder!

 
Like i said on ADV , make it white with black frame,wheels & FD (BUT) only offer it on an AE with cruise & heated seats. ;)

 
To get to the real crux of the biscuit :

Only a gay guy would care what damn color his bike is.

It's about the machine here men... not the freaking color!! Same reason that chroming stuff is gay. What are you? A bunch of gurls? :rolleyes:

PS - Photo assist for my man Jeff:

michelle_pfeiffer_main_1.jpg


PPS - that is one fine red dress.
Fred,

Once again you have elevated a thread gone bad. This time with references to Zappa and pics of hot chicks.

 
but where's the cruise control, and the traction control, and the seat warmer/cooler that everyone has been promising me?!?!?!

EDIT: How could I forget the missing 6 speed transmission?!?! Those *******s!!!
They fixed the defective side stand and installed automatic cancelling turn signals instead.
How do I add self canceling signals to my '09?

 
I feel very lucky, Raven Black is my favorite color on the FJR even before I bought my '08. I am ok with no change because I really like the lines of this model and now my '08 is still current. And the bugs have been worked out.
I hear ya on that one! I only like the FJ in black and so much so that after putting 24,000 kms (15,000 miles) in my first season owning one, I'm considering going out and grabbing a new 09 while I still can and storing it for when I wear out the one I have in a couple of years. ;)

 
but where's the cruise control, and the traction control, and the seat warmer/cooler that everyone has been promising me?!?!?!

EDIT: How could I forget the missing 6 speed transmission?!?! Those *******s!!!
They fixed the defective side stand and installed automatic cancelling turn signals instead.
How do I add self canceling signals to my '09?
Download, print and paste to face shield:

https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/radiohowie/*******.jpg

 
.. grabbing a new 09 while I still can and storing it for when I wear out the one I have in a couple of years. ;)
Wear out? Couple of years?

Oh, I get it, your avatar shows a helmetless one. You must be a reformed HD rider. These things don't wear out in a couple of years. No new gen final drives to blow up, no kpass to leave you stranded. No ugly 20 year old plastics..

Mine has over a 100K on it in the last 3 years and still will power lift the front wheel and burns no oil.

Personally, I want the them to go back to the Gen 1 design for the Gen 3's. Otherwise I won't be buying a Gen 2 to replace this one. I'm thinking Triumph XC800. Then again, Kim's BMW1000RR has grown on me. But I don't have the skill nor the self control to keep from flinging myself off the planet with that one.

 
but where's the cruise control, and the traction control, and the seat warmer/cooler that everyone has been promising me?!?!?!

EDIT: How could I forget the missing 6 speed transmission?!?! Those *******s!!!
They fixed the defective side stand and installed automatic cancelling turn signals instead.
How do I add self canceling signals to my '09?
Download, print and paste to face shield:

https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/radiohowie/*******.jpg
I don't wear a helmet, remember?

How do I add self canceling signals to my '09?
I suggest a


Just because it worked for you....

 
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Sadly the Yamaha folks put as much effort into upgrading the bike we love as they did in spell checking the website. The bike is "the pinnacle of supersport touring" not the pinnicle!!

No reason to go window shopping for another year!

 
but where's the cruise control, and the traction control, and the seat warmer/cooler that everyone has been promising me?!?!?!

EDIT: How could I forget the missing 6 speed transmission?!?! Those *******s!!!
They fixed the defective side stand and installed automatic cancelling turn signals instead.
How do I add self canceling signals to my '09?
Download, print and paste to face shield:

https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/radiohowie/*******.jpg
I don't wear a helmet, remember?

How do I add self canceling signals to my '09?
I suggest a
I can't wait for tomorrow (Friday).... :D
 
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Would you spend $16K on a car without color options? Do any of you non-gay real macho men care what color your car is?

It's just a machine, right?

Do you try to wear socks that match each other? Some of you might even try to wear a shirt that vaguely " goes with" your pants.

(Anyone who wears white shoes and a white belt is automatically disqualified to comment.)

 
Outstanding ! So my favorite filter will still look somewhat color coordinated...i'm just happy to see the bike still rollin on...

Blessings.

Bobby

 
I plan on going to Biketoberfest next week in Daytona, and Yamaha is giving demo rides. I'll be in line for the FJR. Wonder if they will have the 2012 ready for a ride, or if it will be the Silver '11 model? If it's a Cobalt Blue '12, I may take a wrong turn and get lost. ;)

I'll take the camera just in case...

 
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