Mr. Geek, sir. Obviously, you have never shared a tech session with Pants. Here is my "12 Step Program".
Step 1: Think about it.
Step 2: Oh ****, I have no idea what I am doing.
Step 3: However, no one else is gonna do it, and it's got to be done, so I'm going to give it a shot.
Step 4: Study YouTube, forums, ask everybody I can think of for advice, order parts, stock up on beer.
Step 5: With a full cell phone battery, take pictures of every single part that I remove
Step 6: Holy CRAP!! Where in the heck does this go?
Step 7: Drink another beer. Beer is good and a good beer buzz makes everything better.
Step 8: Sleep on it. Tomorrow, if the hangover isn't that bad, I'll figure it out.
Step 9: Call FYB. He's the voice of reason, and he will ALWAYS tell me how to fix it.
Step 10: Take FYB's advice - ah yes.... that's how this **** goes.
Step 11: Finish up the job, hey that wasn't too bad. It's supposed to take an hour and it took my 2 days, but heh - the bike still runs, right?
Step 12: Never again, man. NEVER.
I know that the first step is admitting you have a problem. (sigh)….