Snackbauer - message received and most assuredly understood. I'll be torqueing my drain plugs from now on. Not sure I'll go with 34 ft pds on the oil pan plug, but it will be torqued with the proper wrench.
LowCountry - I agree with you as well. I turn 50 this year. Things are happening. I used to able to do 10 things at one time. Now, I just can't. This little episode is teaching me things well beyond the shop. Slow down. Recognize fatigue. Double (and triple check) things.
Infared - I'm intrigued. Do you cross drill your drain plug and safety wire it? How do you attach the wire to the bike? I've seen safety wire used on a "Bolt/Nut" fastener, but this is a "Bolt/Case" situation. Don't get me wrong, at this point, I'm honestly willing to hear any suggestions.
Ross/Scooter - Before we start another Louisiana Voodoo theory, let's call it a coincidence since it only appears to have happened twice. I hope it doesn't happen again to anyone.
R/H - thanks for your comments, my friend. I do agree with you - at this stage in my life, it's much less about money and much more about time. I live for my bike trips and the time I am camping in the mountains. No matter how much time I have for that, it's not enough and any stupid crap that delays or inhibits this time even for a minute is not acceptable. If I bubble gummed this **** and it dumped the bucket on a bucket list trip, I'd have some good ride report stuff, but really I'd be sorely embarrassed. Not just for killing the buzz on my own vacation, but for doing it for those that were with me. Their time is just as valuable as mine and it's just not worth a few bucks to me now. A used F/D is an option, but it's a brand new bike. There will be plenty of time for bailing wire and duct tape in about 100,000 miles - but not today.
I slept well last night on my decisions. Logistically, I'm not missing much. I'll install my farkles this weekend and the F/D should be here next week. Besides, it's so friggin hot now that riding around here isn't worth a darn anyway.