A Dublin Priest and a NYC Rabbi.....

[beemerdons]

A Dublin Priest and a NYC Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.



After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'


The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith and partook of a woman's charms."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five Minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the crap out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

 

[Redfish Hunter]

That is why I am so partial to "gravity challenged" women. I get a two for one... Pork and love all at once.

 

[HotRodZilla]

That is why I am so partial to "gravity challenged" women. I get a two for one... Pork and love all at once.

Well, that covers the "things I didn't really want to know today" category. Thanks RFH...Puke!

 

[stealth1]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, one from England , one from Scotland and another from Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Scottish woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked lad?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'.
She said, 'Aye...ya will be when the tide comes in. ’

 

[beemerdons]

^^^^^That's Old Michael's Niece Beatrice from County Cavan (in English Ulster, aye), she's indeed a "rough wench"! JSNS, Bejaysus B.!^^^^^