A "Hooter" of a Question

[Top_Speed1]

After a long day on the bike, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have

some hot Wings and an Iced Tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress

I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot."

The one on the left looks mechanically BOT (battery operated toy) inclined. I'll go with it!

Insert Aerosmith playing... "Love in an Elevator,,,, and I'm cuming dow-o-wowowow-o-wound".

 

[Pterodactyl]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

 

[NightShine]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

At one Hooters in Fort Lauderdale, the young hostess didn't fit the "Huge, Firm ****" description at all. My theory is that she may have just been a trainee...

 

[beemerdons]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

 

[Pterodactyl]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

 

[mcatrophy]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

I wouldn't feel too complimented. You have to ask yourself, how would beemerdons recognise a smart man when he came across him?
(I also realise that my question is open to some interesting interpretations.)

 

[steveoreno]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

At one Hooters in Fort Lauderdale, the young hostess didn't fit the "Huge, Firm ****" description at all. My theory is that she may have just been a trainee...

Medical science can help that young lady overcome her handicap!

 

[Uncle Hud]

Top_Speed1 posted: The one on the left looks mechanically BOT (battery operated toy) inclined. I'll go with it!

As a single man, I just have to ask: how does one identify women who are BOT inclined? I suppose I could provide a gift of D-cells and see how big she smiles .....

 

[Pterodactyl]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

I wouldn't feel too complimented. You have to ask yourself, how would beemerdons recognise a smart man when he came across him?
(I also realise that my question is open to some interesting interpretations.)

I've always thought of BD as a discerning individual, a man of refined taste and great cognitive complexity. Well not really "always", but I have such thoughts occasionally when I'm half a bottle deep into a fine Irish distilled beverage.... and that's almost always.

 

[beemerdons]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm ****, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

I wouldn't feel too complimented. You have to ask yourself, how would beemerdons recognise a smart man when he came across him?
(I also realise that my question is open to some interesting interpretations.)

I've always thought of BD as a discerning individual, a man of refined taste and great cognitive complexity. Well not really "always", but I have such thoughts occasionally when I'm half a bottle deep into a fine Irish distilled beverage.... and that's almost always.