A "Hooter" of a Question

[Top_Speed1]

After a long day on the bike, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have

some hot Wings and an Iced Tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress

I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot."

The one on the left looks mechanically BOT (battery operated toy) inclined. I'll go with it!

Insert Aerosmith playing... "Love in an Elevator,,,, and I'm cuming dow-o-wowowow-o-wound".

 

[Pterodactyl]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

 

[NightShine]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

At one Hooters in Fort Lauderdale, the young hostess didn't fit the "Huge, Firm Tits" description at all. My theory is that she may have just been a trainee...

 

[beemerdons]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

 

[Pterodactyl]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

 

[mcatrophy]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

I wouldn't feel too complimented. You have to ask yourself, how would beemerdons recognise a smart man when he came across him?
(I also realise that my question is open to some interesting interpretations.)

 

[steveoreno]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

At one Hooters in Fort Lauderdale, the young hostess didn't fit the "Huge, Firm Tits" description at all. My theory is that she may have just been a trainee...

Medical science can help that young lady overcome her handicap!

 

[Uncle Hud]

Top_Speed1 posted: The one on the left looks mechanically BOT (battery operated toy) inclined. I'll go with it!

As a single man, I just have to ask: how does one identify women who are BOT inclined? I suppose I could provide a gift of D-cells and see how big she smiles .....

 

[Pterodactyl]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

I wouldn't feel too complimented. You have to ask yourself, how would beemerdons recognise a smart man when he came across him?
(I also realise that my question is open to some interesting interpretations.)

I've always thought of BD as a discerning individual, a man of refined taste and great cognitive complexity. Well not really "always", but I have such thoughts occasionally when I'm half a bottle deep into a fine Irish distilled beverage.... and that's almost always.

 

[beemerdons]

The real question is not "A Hooter of a question". The real question is why they didn't call the joint, "The Girls With Huge, Firm Tits, With Old Farts Staring at Them Bar."

Statement is why Pterodactyl is the Smartest Man on our Fine FJR Forum, next to WheatonFJR-dcarver-NightShine of course! Wicked Beauty, eh!

Aw shucks, Don.

I wouldn't feel too complimented. You have to ask yourself, how would beemerdons recognise a smart man when he came across him?
(I also realise that my question is open to some interesting interpretations.)

I've always thought of BD as a discerning individual, a man of refined taste and great cognitive complexity. Well not really "always", but I have such thoughts occasionally when I'm half a bottle deep into a fine Irish distilled beverage.... and that's almost always.