Adult "Toy" Shuts Down CHP Office

[beemerdons]

I would hate to be the EOD officer who had to "remove" the device.

eeeewwwww. :dribble:

Never Fear Wheatie Dear: HotRodZilla and patch308 to the rescue! They both have New Mexico LEO Commendations of Merit for exactly this kind of dire emergency. To Protect and Serve! Oorah!!

 

[madmike2]

Here's the perp's photo... wonder why he can't get a date? :dribble:

He has a "date"....though it's a battery powered device.... :dribble:

Not much different than some of the battery powered friends mentioned in other threads....except for "degrees of difference" and gender. :blink:

Oh my!!!

 

[FJRONAMISSION]

Here's the perp's photo... wonder why he can't get a date? :dribble:

Anyone know the where abouts of OM........... ?????

 

[madjackdog]

Is the guy a nostalgic ex-con who dropped his soap once too often?

 

[HotRodZilla]

I would hate to be the EOD officer who had to "remove" the device.

eeeewwwww. :dribble:

Never Fear Wheatie Dear: HotRodZilla and patch308 to the rescue! They both have New Mexico LEO Commendations of Merit for exactly this kind of dire emergency. To Protect and Serve! Oorah!!

Ha...You wish. My mantra is, "If you want it bad enough to stick it up your ass, you can keep it."

Anyone notice how that guy was all white-haired and pasty like Bust? If you put a pair of glasses on Bust and shake out that old-man 'do, you end up with a guy that has a vibrator stuck in his poop-chute and a pennance for sheep.