Best 2010 April Fools Story

[Silver Penguin]

This is one of those rare occasions when the Penguin is almost speechless.

Congratulations Iggy.

 

[FJRay]

Now we need all the stories of scandal and coruption. Where are the skeletons in the closet and did he inhale???? What happened at Gerlach??? This should be fun. :yahoo: :yahoo:

 

[user 6393]

Wouldn't this be considered a political thread?

+1...........LMAO

 

[SacramentoMike]

It's great, Ig. And seriously, did you have *** with that woman?

 

[Go Far]

Congratulations Matt!

:clapping: :clapping:

 

[gregory]

Now we need all the stories of scandal and coruption. Where are the skeletons in the closet and did he inhale???? What happened at Gerlach??? This should be fun. :yahoo: :yahoo:

Seems like a good time to send the local lot lizards over to his office for his inauguration so we can create some skeletons!!

 

[Steel]

Ignacio,

I have not had the pleasure of meeting you, but I have admired your work here. Congratulations. There is no question that you will perform your duties admirably. Pasco is extremely lucky to have you as their Mayor.

People of Pasco...

OH ****!!!!!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Gotdamn!!! Anybody just hear the worlds largest Hoover fire up?

Steel... U R A ball suck!

:****:

Fer gawdssakes! I at least expected that *** Scooter to ejaculate somethin regarding ignutts

:jester:

 

[Steel]

Gotdamn!!! Anybody just hear the worlds largest Hoover fire up?
Steel... U R A ball suck!

:****:

Fer gawdssakes! I at least expected that *** Scooter to ejaculate somethin regarding ignutts

:jester:

Damn You, Bust! Get Yer face outta sheep long enough to smell the irony!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Steel.. Dude..

Gimme an addy to ship a sample of "sheep love" to ya..

Ya might just unnerstand me then

:finger:

:jester:

 

[BikerGeek99]

Lookin' good, Iggy!

:chickawow:

Ya might just unnerstand me then

If, and / or when, that ever happens, there are therapists across the country, if not around the world, who are going to have their schedules booked for months and months and months....

:dribble:

:crazy:

 

[Bustanut joker]

Ya might just unnerstand me then

If, and / or when, that ever happens, there are therapists across the country, if not around the world, who are going to have their schedules booked for months and months and months....

:dribble:

:crazy:

Ya mean I'm gonna be in a book somewhere??

Cool! I've left me mark on this orbiting rock!

unk:

:jester:

 

[beemerdons]

Ya might just unnerstand me then

If, and / or when, that ever happens, there are therapists across the country, if not around the world, who are going to have their schedules booked for months and months and months....

:dribble:

:crazy:

Ya mean I'm gonna be in a book somewhere??

Cool! I've left me mark on this orbiting rock!

unk:

:jester:

Yes you have Sir Bust, just like a brown skidmark in a pair of new Hanes tighty whities!!! You smell the same, also!