Just keep it up Ray, just keep slamming BMW; Ya Hoser! I am warming up the short wave radio in my BMW Command Control Bunker down in my basement as we speak. Just one more wise *** statement about BMW's and I am dropping the dime on you to BMW Headquarters International in Berlin, Deutschland; so damn fast you will drop your bowl of poutine and your Molson. Der BMW Minister of Motorraden Status, Happiness und Purity only has to say one word to Hans und Dieter, BMW Factory Enforcers: And it is curtains for you, Ya CA Frostback! Hans und Dieter will jump the very next Lufthansa flight to Toronto, and your *** is grass and Hans und Dieter are the lawn mowers (or snow blowers, if that white **** is already falling on Ontario). So take off there, eh!
I think I met Hans und Dieter back when we had that "merger of equals" called DaimlerChrysler. Couldn't be worse than the french dicks from the previous takeover of AMC by Renault, though, I'll give 'em that fer sure, eh! I knocked one of the corners off their square heads then, so if you notice them wearing caps, you'll know why. Anyway, I'd much rather fill you with good Canadian beer, then steal a ride on your GS so I can feel what a real man's bike rides like, so pay me a visit some day if we didn't scare you off from the great white north last CFR. Take off too, ya hoser, eh!