BMW..... *sigh*

[ndivita]

Please. I don't know much, but that's the dumbest god damn thing I have seen in a long time. I guess I am not avant-garde enough.

 

[cardingtr]

I heard that it was designed by the laid off housekeeping crew of the Star Wars studio.

 

[joeR6]

OMG, that is one of the ugliest sportbikes I have ever seen. When I first saw the picture on this thread I thought it was a trick, but I went to BMW's website and - -yup, butt-ugly. What is BMW thinkning with those headlights, I mean c'mon! They seriously put that thing into production?!?!? The WSBK of Xaus didn't look half bad but this thing is ridiculous!

 

[Khunajawdge]

I had been looking forward to seeing what BMW is going to release as the street version of the S1000RR sportbike that is competing in WSK this year.

Me "Likes" it!

Asymmetry rules.

Nothing, is "really" symmetrical = nothing!

 

[airboss]

Let's see if I got this straight?

Asymmetrical=butt ugly, but we're going to sell it anyway.

 

[daviddowns2000]

I read somewhere that frontal aspects of motorcycles that looked like angry faces were more likely to be noticed by drivers of oncoming vehicles. Maybe this will have the benefit of being more conspicuous as well as reducing the liklihood of getting an STD.

 

[BikerGeek99]

Friggin' Germans.

They're wacky.

Was it Oktoberfest when the design was approved or something?

 

[zenwhipper]

Can you shrink the round ones down and put them on top of the parallogram ones? Might look good that way. Yah know, sort of like a Viffer.

Something like this maybe:

Now weeze talkin'! :clapping:

See, even I can be a better bike engineer than these BMW dolts.

 

[atxrider]

Could be a batman fan designed it:

Two Face :glare:

 

[Steel]

Asymmetry rules.
Nothing, is "really" symmetrical = nothing!

Ugly is.

 

[Fred W]

Is this the Gary Busey replica model?

 

[Steel]

Is this the Gary Busey replica model?

I don't know who should be more ashamed of themselves... you for posting that or me for laughing out loud.

 

[user 6393]

I don't know who should be more ashamed of themselves... you for posting that or me for laughing out loud.

...I think we're both going to hell for laughing at that

OMFG, funny as hell!

 

[Fred W]

It's OK kids... blame it on being Friday.

 

[Warchild]

I don't know who should be more ashamed of themselves... you for posting that or me for laughing out loud.

...I think we're both going to hell for laughing at that

OMFG, funny as hell!

I'm afraid I'll be joining you... that was hysterical.... :lol:

 

[charismaticmegafauna]

Not the 'sharpest knife in the drawer':

https://www.people.com/people/archive/artic...0119089,00.html

 

[DailyCommuter]

I had been looking forward to seeing what BMW is going to release as the street version of the S1000RR sportbike that is competing in WSK this year.
Saw it just today.... holy fookin' crap.... this S1000RR writeup from SuperBikePlanet.com pretty says it all.

Here's my favorite quote from the article: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my first thought upon seeing photos of the street BMW S1000RR was that Pierre Terblanche deserves an apology.

My Physics Prof. in college had eyes like that. Hard as hell to concentrate when he looked at you. :crazy:

 

[08FJR4ME]

I read somewhere that frontal aspects of motorcycles that looked like angry faces were more likely to be noticed by drivers of oncoming vehicles. Maybe this will have the benefit of being more conspicuous as well as reducing the liklihood of getting an STD.

With that puke shiiiit green I won't miss it. I'me thinkin engineering really fooooked up designing two bikes and somehow after getting all the tooling built had to get this piece of shiiiit together.

 

[yanktar]

Is this the Gary Busey replica model?

It's Mad-Eye Moody!

If anyone thinks this bike looks OK, well, they are entitled to their opinion. But if they recommend movies or restaurants or beer, I'm not going to "enjoy" them either!

 

[Thug]

Looks like a vampire bat with a shiner. :black eye:

Now thats ******* funny! It really does!