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Well.................

If they hang enough long-legged models on the bike...........

I mean...we red-blooded Americans are simple enough to buy the bike because of our testosterone levels being "on-the-boil", aren't we?

 
Well.................
If they hang enough long-legged models on the bike...........

I mean...we red-blooded Americans are simple enough to buy the bike because of our testosterone levels being "on-the-boil", aren't we?
even a v-rod?

marissa_miller_harley_esquire.jpg


 
They should have turned the fan on high for that photo. That picture made me want a V-Rod. Badly. Briefly. Fell apart when I pictured it without her.

MM called it on this one, BMW bikes a No Sale without some terrific sex to back it up.

 
They should have turned the fan on high for that photo. That picture made me want a V-Rod. Badly. Briefly. Fell apart when I pictured it without her. MM called it on this one, BMW bikes a No Sale without some terrific sex to back it up.
They need to make a call to Italy and get some of Stefano's (T-rex) cousins....I've enjoyed the pictures he posts.....once I collect my thoughts and catch my breath.

God knows that BMW isn't "sexy" on its own. Perhaps it's an acquired taste or maybe it will "grow on" some people. To me, it looks like a smoother version of the grande GS. Maybe that's their new styling niche.

Well.................
If they hang enough long-legged models on the bike...........

I mean...we red-blooded Americans are simple enough to buy the bike because of our testosterone levels being "on-the-boil", aren't we?
even a v-rod?

marissa_miller_harley_esquire.jpg
Dang it, Barb! Now I have to hide my check book or I'll be riding a V-rod to CFR. :eek:

She does, however, look like a "high maintenance" farkle.

 
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Honey, if you buy a Harley, I don't think you have to worry about making it all the way to Nakusp... :D

 
I had been looking forward to seeing what BMW is going to release as the street version of the S1000RR sportbike that is competing in WSK this year.
Me "Likes" it!

Asymmetry rules.

Nothing, is "really" symmetrical = nothing!
george, george, george... I like ya but this bike is like a diarrhea brown cracked pot out of the kiln.... break it and start over. ;-).

 
JEBUS!!! BMW might even have out-uglied their K1200R (correct model designation? -- the naked version of the K1200S). I had to laugh at someone's description of it as looking like a magnet was dragged through a junkyard. :lol:

 
JEBUS!!! BMW might even have out-uglied their K1200R (correct model designation? -- the naked version of the K1200S). I had to laugh at someone's description of it as looking like a magnet was dragged through a junkyard. :lol:
You mean this one?

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Yeah, it is a mess all right. And it has those "Gary Busey" eyes too, but I think the green one takes the cake:

bmwfront.jpg


The paint is pukey green

What a big surprise

You'll make the euro scene

It's got Gary Busey eyes

They’ll pour the kool-aide for you

You won’t have to drink twice

It's a Bavarian mess, man

It's got Gary Busey eyes

We'll all tease you

and unease you

All the better not to please you

It’s precocious and they knows just

what it takes to make a bro blush

It costs so much that it draws lots of sighs

It’s got Gary Busey eyes

 
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bmwfront.jpg


The paint is pukey green

What a big surprise

You'll make the euro scene

It's got Gary Busey eyes

They’ll pour the kool-aide for you

You won’t have to drink twice

It's a Bavarian mess, man

It's got Gary Busey eyes

We'll all tease you

and unease you

All the better not to please you

It’s precocious and they knows just

what it takes to make a bro blush

It costs so much that it draws lots of sighs

It’s got Gary Busey eyes
STOP IT!!!

Now I'll be humming that crap song all day!

 
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