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James Burleigh

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PART I.

A few years ago when I first started riding murder-cycles, a buddy of mine who used to ride gave me a warning: "A driver in the lane right next to you," he said, "will look RIGHT AT YOU, and then merge into you."

I'll be damned if that exact thing didn't just happen to me on the freeway coming home from work Friday night. Never had anything like it happen before. In fact, I pride myself in having had very few (very very few) "close calls" in all my miles of urban commuting (a thought echoed by Amy Holland in her "From the Editor" piece in the May Friction Zone). In reflecting on the incident, I've concluded that the subject driver was clinically insane, either permanently or temporarily.

But man, that Friday ride home was a strange one anyhow. :huh: We like to say casually that drivers are out to get us. But this was the first day I ever felt that drivers were literally trying to kill me. (Well, maybe except for that one time when I had my Sportster and the driver ahead of me on the freeway on-ramp slowed deliberately, almost causing me to fly through his back window. :glare: )

Anyway, that Friday afternoon I’d learned that my new Gerbing heated liner had finally come into California Sport Touring (CST), and I was anxious to go pick it up on the way home from work since it'd been weeks since I ordered it, and commute mornings are still chili con carne--something like 60F! :cold:

CST closed at 6:30. It was about a 45-minute ride there from work, including getting to my bike and suiting up. But that day I wasn't able to get out of work till about 5:40. I felt rushed, and the adrenalin (friend or foe?) was beginning to seep into my blood. I could feel it in the form of a tension in my chest (no, not a pain like I felt last Thanksgiving :no2: ).

When I got on the road I threaded my way through thick rush-hour traffic in downtown Berkeley, trying to get to the freeway. I've always said that I like to go fast on a motorcycle, but that I hate to be in a hurry on a motorcycle. What happened next was proof that it's a bad idea to be in a hurry on a motorcycle:

As I threaded my way in traffic toward a signal, I abruptly changed lanes into the lane on my left, and just as I crossed the line a car in the same lane went flying by inches from my left shoulder. Where in the hell did he come from! Well, if I'd looked I might have been able to answer that question. :fool: (And that was more proof that a "soft" lane change habit can save your bacon.)

I finally got on the freeway after that sobering reminder to pay the f**k attention and calm down (I could still feel that adrenalin in my chest from wanting to get to CST before they locked my sweet new warm liner behind cement walls).

As soon as I got on the freeway I realized it was the worst kind of freeway commute traffic: fast-moving Friday light. It’s the worst kind because it combines the aggression and anxiety (anxious to get home) of rush-hour commuting with high freeway speeds (75 – 85, with the occasional ***-hat weaving in an out at 90+). This giddy cocktail of adrenalin and speed create a high-risk environment for motorcyclists, and in such conditions I generally feel like an ant on a sidewalk, wondering “Where are they gonna get me from?” So my guard was up more than usual (is that even possible?).

Finally I rolled into CST, where I picked up the new heated liner and as many free motorcycle mags as they carry. And oh yeah, a set of headlight bulbs, because when I pulled up to the front of the store with its reflective glass panes, that’s when I realized both my low beams were burned out. WTF! That, and my left turn signal indicator was burned out. What was I thinking! (How embarrassing—And you call yourself a safety-conscious motorcyclist?)

From there it was time to hit Highway 4, that four lane (two each direction), rural, rolling, winding public race circuit. But I’d got my liner and tamed my adrenalin, so I would just mellow out, albeit with my brights on, and let the commute maniacs fly by me. At least that was the plan….

Highway 4, that public race circuit....

(Oops. Look at the time. GTG! Have to go test out my new heated liner while it's still really cold this morning (66F), then do lesson planning for my Thursday lecture, then go have a Mother's Day BBQ.... More later....)

 
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PART I.

(Oops. Look at the time. GTG! Have to go test out my new heated liner while it's still really cold this morning (66F), then do lesson planning for my Thursday lecture, then go have a Mother's Day BBQ.... More later....)
All that and you haven't even gotten to the part where someone merged into you? Hans...

I needed a new turn signal bulb too. Kragen had a part that fit, but the counterman recommended buying an OEM part from Yamaha. He pointed out how much more beefy the motorcycle part is, than the automotive part. It's built to take a licking from all the vibration we subject it to. So I bit the bullet and bought an $8 Yamaha bulb. Hopefully it will last a few years. SO.....what kinda bulb did you buy from CST?

BTW, we're headed up there later today. New helmet for wifeypoo's Mothers Day gift.

 
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Yes, Hans, as one who drives the local freeways I've noticed more distraction and haste in the general driving public.

Here are 2 incidents from Friday's workday:

1.) Turning left onto a divided 4 lane boulevard I notice 2 highway patrolmen with red lights flashing pull from an on-ramp signal to block traffic in both directions. They were escorting an extremely long, oversize truck carrying a huge windmill blade. The lady in the small van behind me was upset because I didn't proceed when the light turned green and pulled out to pass me on the right. Just as she got to the cab of my truck she waw the huge truck blocking the roadway and the patrolman in front of me was yelling "Stop!" on his loud speaker. She screeched to a stop just at the front of his patrol car (no citation, just a stern look from the officer).

2.) Returning to our "yard", 3:30 PM, divided 4 lane road @ the 45 mph speed limit, I see a bicyclist ahead of me along the small shoulder of the roadway. I check my mirrors and there is a pick-up truck about 1/4 mile behind me. I turn on my left signal and straddle the white line to give the bicycle room and to not blast him with the wind from my rig. As I pass the bicycle and watch in my right mirror, I see the pickup truck has decided to pass me on the right....over the fog line. At the last moment he sees the cyclist and swerves back behind me.

Exactly how far over the posted speed limit does one think they have to drive? And how quickly or how much time to some people think they are saving?

In the first case, the lady managed to beat me to the next signal by 10 feet, where I took the on ramp onto I-5 South while she proceeded ahead to WalMart.

In the second example, I merged back into the right lane, in 300 feet I changed into the added right lane and 1/4 mile later I passed the pick-up who was stopped in the left turn lane.

I guess both drivers assumed that they'd "won" whatever contest exists in their mind, but at what possible cost or risk to others because their questionable decisions?

I don't know it it's Spring Fever, people who are just awakening from "Cabin Fever" or a general impatience exhibited by aggressive behavior.

Let's all be careful out there.

 
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JB, last time I saw you, (a couple weeks ago), the tail lights were half-out.

Hope your lighting issues get resolved, and the cagers grant you trespass rights on the roads.

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SO.....what kinda bulb did you buy from CST?

BTW, we're headed up there later today. New helmet for wifeypoo's Mothers Day gift.
Replying to my own post and trying like crazy to hijack this thread:

We went to CST today and they were CLOSED! No sign on the door, no nuttin'. Right their on their window, it states they have business hours on Sundays. They did not make a good first impression on my wife.

"Why do you want to buy from them?"

"Because they know their products, will give you good customer service, and they support my riding communities."

"Not if they pull stuff like this, that's not good customer service."

She won that one.

 
Hans – Happened to me some time ago. I was watching a car merge onto the frwy. I had a bad feeling and looked for my out. She looked right at me and went into my lane. I honked and threw up my arms. She looked at me again square in the eyes and again moved into my lane. I don't need to tell you what I was thinking, it was bad. I was amazed. I pray that never happens again.

Be vigilant and ride safe.

You know, you experience this all the time, expect the unexpected. :eek: :dribble: :huh: <_< :angry2:

 
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ummm...

A heated liner for 66F ???

***** !!!!

:lol:

Shoot, you folks don't even have to worry about "Dippies."

Dippies are vehicles with diplomatic tags, driven like panzers by people who frequently don't own them, who probably learned in an environment where the fender furthest ahead has right of way, and who will be leaving at some time anyway.

 
2.) Returning to our "yard", 3:30 PM, divided 4 lane road @ the 45 mph speed limit, I see a bicyclist ahead of me along the small shoulder of the roadway. I check my mirrors and there is a pick-up truck about 1/4 mile behind me. I turn on my left signal and straddle the white line to give the bicycle room and to not blast him with the wind from my rig. As I pass the bicycle and watch in my right mirror, I see the pickup truck has decided to pass me on the right....over the fog line. At the last moment he sees the cyclist and swerves back behind me.
Mike,

I think that you may have made a mistake by turning on your left turn signal. I'm sure that you were just trying to be courteous and safe, but that signal gave the following pick-up truck the idea that you were actually going to turn left or, in this case, change lanes. A better idea might be to use your 4-way flashers.

Everyone is in such a big rush to get where they are going. I know that it is common practice for people around here to drive around the right side of a left turning vehicles, even when it sometimes means driving off the road surface. :blink:

 
Sounds like you need to come down for a Tech Day Hans. You're ride is falling apart around you :dribble:

 
Hans – Happened to me some time ago. I was watching a car merge onto the frwy. I had a bad feeling and looked for my out. She looked right at me and went into my lane. I honked and threw up my arms. She looked at me again square in the eyes and again moved into my lane.

You know, you experience this all the time, expect the unexpected. :eek: :dribble: :huh: <_< :angry2:
Around here,NorCal anyway, I've noticed that people merging onto freeways expect those of us already on the freeway to make room for them. I can't tell you how many times I've noticed the driver getting on the freeway not checking their mirrors or blind spots until their peripheral vision notices the semi they are about to be sideswiped by.
Traffic on the freeway has the right of way. When possible and reasonable I will make room, but I will not slow down to let some dipstick going 35MPH blindly merge into traffic going 65.

Just my 2 cents

 
Around here,NorCal anyway, I've noticed that people merging onto freeways expect those of us already on the freeway to make room for them. I can't tell you how many times I've noticed the driver getting on the freeway not checking their mirrors or blind spots until their peripheral vision notices the semi they are about to be sideswiped by.

Traffic on the freeway has the right of way. When possible and reasonable I will make room, but I will not slow down to let some dipstick going 35MPH blindly merge into traffic going 65.

Just my 2 cents

Bang on right!! You've touched on one of my biggest traffic pet peaves. It's not just there. It's everywhere.

I am fairly convinced that the inability for the average driver to merge is what causes most of the traffic jams. Some dipstick in the right lane will either slow down or make a quick lane change to the left, which screws up the entire traffic flow. And if you don't yield to the incoming ramp traffic they get all pissed off at you, start honking and flipping you the bird!! :blink: They think that you are being a rude driver. I guess they'd rather that you were "courteous" to them and screw everything up for everyone else? "Learn to drive" is what I usually scream back at them...

This also creates another situation: Since there is all this "difficulty" with merging, nobody wants to drive in the first lane. Even the farging semis (who should be professional drivers) will ride along at whatever speed in the 2nd lane with the first lane wide open. On a lot of interstates around here we have just 3 lanes, so the middle is the turtle lane, the left is for passing, but ends up being roadblocked by some ****** going the speed limit next to a middle lane turtle.

Thank god I don't have to commute every day or I'd need much stronger BP meds.

 
Well, turns out Fang had a longer honey-do list than I had anticipated for Sunday, so I never did get to test out my new Gerbing jacket liner Sunday. But I did get to try it out this morning since it was feckin' freezing during my ride into work--47!

CONCLUSION:

Anyway, where was I...? Oh yes, so I pulled onto Highway 4. A few miles in on this two-lane freeway, I passed a pick-up truck and then up ahead moved into the RH lane to cruise. Then the truck passes me and pulls in front of me, safely enough. But slower than I am going and blocking my view with his big a**. So I merge left into the fast lane and slowly head toward the truck to pass it. But the truck is approaching a slower-moving vehicle, so he gets back in front of me as I'm closing (but didn't cut me off or anything).

So now the truck in front of me is pacing the slower vehicle he moved over for, making me think he didn't like it when I passed him the first time. Anyway, I'm a couple seconds behind the truck thinking "C'mon, Jake-lips, sh*t or get off the pot," when I notice a small blue car pulling up on my right and driving right next to me. So I close up a little bit on the truck to protect my lane and keep blue car man from cutting me off. But blue car man comes up with me and paces right next to me.

So here we are a box formation flying down the freeway at 75 or so, and I'm getting a little too close to the truck for my comfort. That's when I start thinking I need to get the f**k outta Dodge, and I start evaluating the window between the two vehicles ahead of me driving parallel to each other. I evaluate how tightly they are maintaining their lane positions in case that's my only escape route apart from slowing down abruptly, but then I create a hazard from the rear.

That's when blue car man is suddenly on top of me, with two wheels in my lane! WTF! He knows I am right there! What is he thinking!

I lay on my blasters, me now in the far left edge of my lane, two feet from his rear-view mirror. And that's when he glances out the window at me and I realize, this guy is f**cking insane, literally. He looked right at me; we made eye contact. But the lights were very clearly out in his brain. He looked like those emotionless aliens from the 1950s Sci-Fi movies. (I'll tell you what the expression was like: Go read any eye-witness account of the expression on the face of those guys who go postal and start shooting people randomly. THAT was his expression.)

F**k this: Time to get outta Dodge....

At this point, fortunately for me, there is suddenly a combination left-turn exit lane and on-ramp for a utility yard off the freeway to the left; the lane runs for a couple hundred yards. So I dropped it a gear and blasted around to the left past the truck then over again into the fast lane and on outta there, shaking my head and remembering Rodney King's admonition that can't we all just get the f**k along!

But that wasn't the only incident on Highway 4. Five or so miles ahead a similar thing happened in that I found myself boxed in by two "regulator" drivers in the two lanes pacing each other below the speed of traffic, and aggressive drivers behind me boxing me in too close to the regulator in the fast lane in front of me. So that time, at about 70 mph I did go up between the two cars in front of me.

When I finally pulled into my garage I was thankful I'd gotten home safely, having felt like today drivers had genuinely tried to kill me. And I concluded that there are genuinely crazy people out there who will act irrationally. And the problem with that is that part of what keeps us alive is the ability to predict stuff that might happen. But our predictions are usually based on the presumption that the drivers around us may be stupid or act stupidly, but they are basically rational.

It's hopeless....

 
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Hans - Seems like NorCal has more crazies than SoCal. You know that's not a good thing... :dribble:

Main thing is, your riding ability, experience and awareness are keeping you safe. You look for outs, you anticipate things getting rough before they do. All these things are like a 6th sense and keeping you on the pegs rubber side down.

I understand it's unnerving, but these things happen and we try to avoid them.

FredW has some good points too.

Ride safe Hans (everyone). ;)

 
Every now and then I ponder not so much about our fellow people but about the random events. Maybe it's age and seeing too many of them over the years.

We get "programmed" to what people will usually do, or even sometimes do. If we've entered the highway and are moving across several lanes of traffic, we know better than to cut close to the rear bumpers, because some dork will spook and hit the brakes. Experienced riders just won't let the situation develop.

Then there's the other category of random events. There was a southbound semi tractor that came into northbound traffic a few months ago and last week was the flying tire that came over me in the HOV lane. As the tire sailed overhead, my eyes had just enough time to track it while my brain went "oh wow," knowing that the outcome wasn't going to be pretty. It just took OUT the front of a big pickup truck a few vehicles behind me.

It really sounds like your blue car guy was stoned in some way, which can unpredictably move him into the "oh wow" category. Abnormal people who just run afoul of our programming can be in the group of "randoms" that you don't see coming. I had a guy so upset with me last year for simply "lane sharing" that he came up and pushed me sideways with his p.o.s. old car. "Gee what's that rubbing on my leg?" What a shock! :blink: I've decided to keep the curved black tire rub on the leg of my 'Stitch.

The only reprieve I see from the randoms is something we just don't get in fast commuting, and that's space. Beyond that & staying engaged, there's just some stuff that we can't do much about.

"Why yes dear, riding to work every day is totally as safe and boring as taking the car..."

 
Yep, my daily commute through the 80/880 maze, really really sucks. I am never more aware of what is going on in every car within a 5 car radius of me as when I am on the bike. A friend of mine uttered these words of advice to me once, and I revisit them EVERY single time I get on the bike.."Never look where you don't want to go"...you will usually end up heading in that direction....its very sound advice.

Russ

 
Yep, my daily commute through the 80/880 maze, really really sucks. I am never more aware of what is going on in every car within a 5 car radius of me as when I am on the bike. A friend of mine uttered these words of advice to me once, and I revisit them EVERY single time I get on the bike.."Never look where you don't want to go"...you will usually end up heading in that direction....its very sound advice.

Russ
True dat!

80 / 880, eh? You may recognize the first few minutes of this vid. Much of that is the Bay Bridge. :D

 
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