Cliff Notes version, please

[twowheelnut]

Jebus, Gunny. Put your hanky away... I'll add you so long as you don't tell your mommy that TWN is being mean again.

 

[radman]

Santa Barbara city council, with full approval of the citizens, decided to go full gay, with all that implies. Word is they were waiting on one more faggy to get home, and they'll have outdone San Fran. Waiting for news this has happ-FOX NEWS (fair and impartial) JUST REPORTED THE GOAL HAS BEEN REALIZED!!!!!

 

[twowheelnut]

Har.