Deer warning whistle

[Lauren_TK]

West Virginia remained the state where a typical motorist stood the greatest chance of hitting a deer, a 1 in 38 chance.

Pennsylvania was fifth, with a 1 in 73 chance.

I had seen those figures. I was merely pulling up the Washington stats for the purposes of comparision. 1 in 450 puts Washington 43rd on the list.

AND I specifically noted that the PNW has a **** ton of deer. Way more per acre than the SW.

Yes, you did. I was wandered off the topic (as far as any of this discusion now is on topic), and wondering aloud (typed?) if there is a difference between the Eastern and Western portion of Washington State.

 

[rushes]

*snip*So, I went with this friend I worked with, her dad and his friends.

Bla bla....

So what about Kim?

Was she pretty hot?

 

[HotRodZilla]

*snip*So, I went with this friend I worked with, her dad and his friends.

Bla bla....

So what about Kim?

Was she pretty hot?

She was hot, but in a weird way. She had this long sexy hair, but small ****s. She and I worked together for a long time, and were both hooked up one way or another, so by the time we were both single, we were "just friends." She was sort of crazy, so I donno that going that route was the best idea anyway. That girl could dance though. We had a ton of fun on out of town work trips hitting the bars and just having a blast. We were in Clovis NM at a bar when "Ace in the Hole" showed up to play. Turned out that was Garth Brooks' band and he did an incognito. Word got around fast, but the first couple hours at the bar were awesome. No fancy concert stuff, no huge crowds, just Garth Brooks and a bunch of people having a great time.

So...Long answer: she was plenty hot enough to have on my arm at the bar, but I didn't really wanna date her. This was almost 20 years ago, so sorry...No pics. BUT her friends...Let's just say, hot chicks have hot friends, and I was a young single *****.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

All that is just great but we are wandering way off topic.

The more I think about it, I WANT a deer whistle. If a duck call brings in the ducks, would a deer whistle bring in the deer? Of course! You dummys have been using these things incorrectly. I am going to get one of these deer whistles and soon I'll have them lining up for the slaughter.

I'll take pics of the delicious venison meals I cook and post them here so Mihalis and I can both enjoy the pretty deer!

 

[HotRodZilla]

All that is just great but we are wandering way off topic.
The more I think about it, I WANT a deer whistle. If a duck call brings in the ducks, would a deer whistle bring in the deer? Of course! You dummys have been using these things incorrectly. I am going to get one of these deer whistles and soon I'll have them lining up for the slaughter.

I'll take pics of the delicious venison meals I cook and post them here so Mihalis and I can both enjoy the pretty deer!

Now who's the mean little man?? You're gonna make Mihalis cry!

 

[Bounce]

Strategically deployed MOABs should do the trick.

 

[Redfish Hunter]

All that is just great but we are wandering way off topic.

The more I think about it, I WANT a deer whistle. If a duck call brings in the ducks, would a deer whistle bring in the deer? Of course! You dummys have been using these things incorrectly. I am going to get one of these deer whistles and soon I'll have them lining up for the slaughter.

I'll take pics of the delicious venison meals I cook and post them here so Mihalis and I can both enjoy the pretty deer!

Now who's the mean little man?? You're gonna make Mihalis cry!

Since I think Mihalis is a very nice guy I don't want to do him any meanness. I am not really mad enough at the deer to be a serious hunter anymore. I go a couple times a year mostly to visit with my friends. There is a different type of camaraderie at the deer camp and I do enjoy my time in the woods. My son enjoys riding the 4-wheeler to and from the stand.

Back to the deer whistle though, I am reminded of one of my favorite Boudreau and Thibodeau jokes.

Boudreau was hooking up his boat when his friend Thibodeau walked over.

"Whatcha doin?" Thibodeau asked.

"I'm goin' after Nutria Rats. I'm gonna sprinkle this Nutri-Sweet on the water and the Nutria will come from all over to get it."

"You're full of ****," Thibodeau told him and he went back home.

The next day Boudreau came home with the boat loaded with Nutria Rats. The friends were skinning them until after dark. Boudreau left the boat hooked up and Thibodeau asked him why.

"I'm going alligator hunting in the morning. I got me some GatorAde and I'm gonna pour it in the water and them Gators are gonna come from everywhere."

"You're full of ****." Thibodeau told him and he went home.

Next day Boudreau came in with a boatload of alligators. They sold the hides for over a thousand dollars. Boudreau left the boat hooked up and again, Thibodeau asked him why.

"Tomorrow I'm goin' duck huntin'. I got me some of dat dere Duct Tape and I'm gonna stretch it out and the ducks will fly in and get stuck. I'll just peel 'em off the tape."

Thibodeau was disgusted and went home pissed off at his friend.

Sure enough, next day Boudreau came in with a boat load of ducks. The two friends were plucking ducks till after dark.

Thibodeau noticed the boat was no longer hooked to the truck. "You done?" he asked his friend.

"No," Boudreau told him. I got to get cleaned up. It's Friday night and I am going to town. You see I got the whole back of my truck filled wid dis ***** willow..."

"Hold on!" Thibodeau yelled. "I'm comin' wit you!"

So, I think I need a deer whistle.

 

[Bounce]

In that same vein, deer whistles come in pairs. Each are to be properly mounted as a left and a right. If you reverse them during installation, the deer will be brought in instead of sent away.

 

[Harald]

Sorry Mihalis, but the deer whistles do not work except to fatten the wallets of people selling them. I'd rather spend the money for a deer whistle on a couple rifle rounds to help lower their population.

Most people are content with going to the grocery store to get their meat so they don't have to get bloody or even think about how that meat ended up in the display case. Some of us choose to be more involved in the process and go "shopping" in the woods for our meat. This meat that we get has no hormones injected, is very low fat and much healthier. And it's a quick, painless death for the deer as opposed to when they get killed by predators like wolves. A wolf will start eating the deer he's caught while it's still alive. My 30 caliber bullet causes the deer to drop on the spot (usually) at which point the real work begins (as stated so eloquently by HRZ).

Coincidentally, when you started this thread, I was out "shopping". Here's a recent shopping trip:

 

[Mihalis fjr]

Sorry Mihalis, but the deer whistles do not work except to fatten the wallets of people selling them. I'd rather spend the money for a deer whistle on a couple rifle rounds to help lower their population.

Most people are content with going to the grocery store to get their meat so they don't have to get bloody or even think about how that meat ended up in the display case. Some of us choose to be more involved in the process and go "shopping" in the woods for our meat. This meat that we get has no hormones injected, is very low fat and much healthier. And it's a quick, painless death for the deer as opposed to when they get killed by predators like wolves. A wolf will start eating the deer he's caught while it's still alive. My 30 caliber bullet causes the deer to drop on the spot (usually) at which point the real work begins (as stated so eloquently by HRZ).

Coincidentally, when you started this thread, I was out "shopping". Here's a recent shopping trip:

 

[wheatonFJR]

You killed Bambi's daddy!

Bambi's mommy almost bumped into me on MO 47 last Friday night...at 65mph. Went right behind me and in front of my son David following 2 seconds behind me.

I'm starting to think I need to get a taste for venison.

 

[HotRodZilla]

You killed Bambi's daddy!
Bambi's mommy almost bumped into me on MO 47 last Friday night...at 65mph. Went right behind me and in front of my son David following 2 seconds behind me.

I'm starting to think I need to get a taste for venison.

You need to get a taste for Oryx...Best meat I have ever had! But that is drifting way off topic. Except you would not want to hit one of those monsters...They are the size of a large horse and built to withstand a fight. They taste like Heaven!!

 

[Fred W]

That deep snow, cold and dark sucked donkey nuts, but we got it done. I nearly froze my *** off, as cleaning that guy was hard work, so the layers came off. That still didn't keep me from sweating, so as we slowed down, I got C-O-L-D. Thank God I had help...Ok...It sucked, but it was fun as Hell. We got two more the next day and all went home. My dad and I had Elk meet in the freezer almost all year.

This sounds like an "awesome adventure", AJ.

Adventures usually suck (often quite miserably) while you are engaged in them.

But, they are almost always the highlight of your entire life (perhaps to the point of defining your own existence) when you are done and they are over. They change who you are.

I like cold. It does not condescend. It is not forgiving of your lazy practices. You get your **** together or else!

It is like a good father (or drill Sargent).

 

[Bustanut joker]

You killed Bambi's daddy!
Bambi's mommy almost bumped into me on MO 47 last Friday night...at 65mph. Went right behind me and in front of my son David following 2 seconds behind me.

I'm starting to think I need to get a taste for venison.

You need to get a taste for Odot...Best meat I have ever had! But that is drifting way off topic. Except you would not want to hit one of those molesters...They are hung like a large horse and built to withstand a fight. They taste like Heaven!!

Dude.... WTF does this have to do with Deer Whistles?

 

[HotRodZilla]

You killed Bambi's daddy!
Bambi's mommy almost bumped into me on MO 47 last Friday night...at 65mph. Went right behind me and in front of my son David following 2 seconds behind me.

I'm starting to think I need to get a taste for venison.

You need to get a taste for Odot...Best meat I have ever had! But that is drifting way off topic. Except you would not want to hit one of those molesters...They are hung like a large horse and built to withstand a fight. They taste like Heaven!!

Dude.... WTF does this have to do with Deer Whistles?

I said it was drifting off topic. Gawd pay attention. The more important question is: Hpw much meat could a meat whistler whistle if his name was Bust? AND, if someone blows a meat whistle, do you come running??

 

[Bounce]

You killed Bambi's daddy!

Check out the end of the movie. Bambie was a 4 to 8 point buck!

 

[rbentnail]

You killed Bambi's daddy!

Check out the end of the movie. Bambie was a 4 to 8 point buck!

You actually watched it to the end?

 

[bluesdog]

Bambi...

 

[Mihalis fjr]

Bambi...