Different preferences in poetry

[fjrwalker]

[SIZE=10pt]WOMAN'S POEM:[/SIZE]

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and help me stand...

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother.

[SIZE=10pt]A MAN'S POEM:[/SIZE]


I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with a small butt, 36DD's;

who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

The End

 

[7xray]

[SIZE=10pt]WOMAN'S POEM:[/SIZE]
This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

The End

:rofl: