Y'know, AJ... you are so hard to read... wish you'd come out and say how you really feel. 
Dump your bike for a woman?
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+1 :lol:Y'know, AJ... you are so hard to read... wish you'd come out and say how you really feel.
mferriter
Occasionally trying to get work done
I agree.
They should make anyone contemplating getting married to spend a weekend with RadioHowie.
Redfish Hunter
Gone Fishing
Zilla, as usual you have hit the nail almost squarely upon its head.
The only thing I would have done differently would be to say those words AFTER I had my way with her one last time. After a session like the one I would have performed she would either be already on her way out, or convinced we needed to keep the motorcycle.
Other than that, my compliments. I had no doubt what your response would be.
HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
This is what gets me in trouble at work. My filter has a tendency to be broken. The good thing is that no one ever wanders around wondering what I think. The bad thing is I tend to step on egos.+1 :lol:Y'know, AJ... you are so hard to read... wish you'd come out and say how you really feel.
You all would probably never believe it, but I work very hard to restrain my mouth in most situations. However, I would never tolerate a person that gives ultimatums and expects me to bow down. Just not wired that way.
However, I would never tolerate a person that gives ultimatums and expects me to bow down. Just not wired that way.
Truer words were never spoken. I have witnessed this first hand. At a ride this summer in Colorado, someone made the mistake of saying "'Zilla, if we don't go straight here, we'll never find that restaurant."
.....that's when the U-Turns started.
Truer words were never spoken. I have witnessed this first hand. At a ride this summer in Colorado, someone made the mistake of saying "'Zilla, if we don't go straight here, we'll never find that restaurant."
.....that's when the U-Turns started.
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HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
That was mean!However, I would never tolerate a person that gives ultimatums and expects me to bow down. Just not wired that way.
Truer words were never spoken. I have witnessed this first hand. At a ride this summer in Colorado, someone made the mistake of saying "'Zilla, if we don't go straight here, we'll never find that restaurant."
.....that's when the U-Turns started.
Sniff...
TheBlueStreak
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GET RID OF THE GAL!!!!!!!!!!!
AND QUICK!!!!!!!!
AMEN Brothers!!
AND QUICK!!!!!!!!
AMEN Brothers!!
wfooshee
O, Woe is me!!
It occurs to me...... who cares if this guy made the decision he made? If he can have that done to his bike to please a girl, he was obviously a poser anyway? It's probably good that the bike was taken from him!!
An now back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress.
An now back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress.
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majicmaker
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Ray Wood
Member
In Sept. '12, I found an '07 FJR A with only 435 miles on it. Kept covered, in a garage, the guy ran it every week (in the garage) and changed the fuel every 3 months, he put the old fuel in his van and put fresh in the bike...... He rode it home from the dealer in Feb '07, said to his wife, "look honey what I just brought us. We can go riding together and travel the roads." She said, "it's the bike or me and the kids. Make your choice. Dinner will be ready at 6."
There she sat for 5 years, until I found out about her, we made a deal. I took her to the selling dealer for all the "recalls," took about 1/2 a day. I'm now enjoying her several times a week.
There she sat for 5 years, until I found out about her, we made a deal. I took her to the selling dealer for all the "recalls," took about 1/2 a day. I'm now enjoying her several times a week.
Redfish Hunter
Gone Fishing
IF this was a true story, I could care less about the guy or the girl, they will be as unhappy as they deserve to be. I just feel sorry for the loss of the motorcycle. One of us could have put the bike to good use. Blowing it up was a complete waste and makes me hate the demo guy most of all.
Warchild
Benevolent Dictator
Damn, I hope that Kaboom vid was just entertainment, and not based upon reality. If it was actually true, the marriage is essentially doomed right from the start. If you're gonna lay ultimatums like that on your Significant Other, then be prepared for a Zilla-like response. :lol:
Mind you, it's a two way street... in the case of Ray Wood's buddy with the '07 bike, it was poor headwork on his part to ASSume that the wife unit would be all positive about motorcycling, and just spring it on her like that. Then again, perhaps she already had his man-junk in a glass jar on the mantle, who knows...
But the latter is a case where the marriage had already been in place for some time. In the case of the Kaboom dude, he either punts his Ultimatum Wench to the curb now, or punts her after paying a divorce lawyer gazillions of $$$. Either way, that relationship is over before it really begins.
Mind you, it's a two way street... in the case of Ray Wood's buddy with the '07 bike, it was poor headwork on his part to ASSume that the wife unit would be all positive about motorcycling, and just spring it on her like that. Then again, perhaps she already had his man-junk in a glass jar on the mantle, who knows...
But the latter is a case where the marriage had already been in place for some time. In the case of the Kaboom dude, he either punts his Ultimatum Wench to the curb now, or punts her after paying a divorce lawyer gazillions of $$$. Either way, that relationship is over before it really begins.
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airboss
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Guess I was a lucky one.
Wife's only restriction was "no financing of recreation goodies, including motorcycles".
Had heck of a time convincing her 90 days same as cash was not financing.
Wife's only restriction was "no financing of recreation goodies, including motorcycles".
Had heck of a time convincing her 90 days same as cash was not financing.
Daniel78362
Active member
Wow, all those harsh words of wisdom from so dedicated few, we've never meet the poor misguided woman. She may simply may not understand the how valuable the consanguinity between man/woman and machine to the overall health of a developing marriage. I may have missed it, but I didnt see any one offerings a compromise. Now I here you all shouting at me but hear me out. As i'm sure most would agree, compromise is a cornerstone of any successful relationship, so I offer the following: As a gesture of love and devotion to the beautiful woman who is to be your "life long" partner and the focus of unbendable adoration, take your nutsack, place them in a well adorned jar and present them to her as a demonstration of your willingness to give so much for so little in return. Explain that she can keep the beautifil jar containing that which is so important to any man of reason and might as long, and I stress, as long as you can keep such such a simple, insignificant toy, your bike. Why, why, such horror you all shout. Well, it is a little known medical fact that afternoons spent on the back of a motorcycle stimulate testicular regeneration in a non linear progression. True, I read it on the internets. In other words brother, you'll get your junk back in no time, your beautiful wife will be non the wiser and you still get to ride something that doesn't talk while your trying to watch the news. My I suggest, for inspiration, you listen to the Stone's Beggars Banquet...."Dear Doctor" Good luck.
majicmaker
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wheatonFJR
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So yer sayin' you are a woman with a man's testicles?
What are you saying? :lol: It's hard to unnerstan with all those big words in one paragraph...
AJ hit the nail on the head. Clear enough.
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Kevin_Ireland
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Well I'm on wife number 4 so I obviously don't put up with any shit from a wife. They ARE replaceable, and they get younger each time. The wife now knew I like skydiving so what did you do? Jump out of a plane with me. She knew I liked playing golf so she learned. She also grew tired of riding on the back of my bike so now she has her own. The only downside of this is that it now cuts into my budget!
clocklaw
Well-known member
A friend of mine is too busy chasing women to ride anymore...he has a 99 R6 that I keep in my basement....I think I'm gonna start riding it.
wheatonFJR
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