Dump your bike for a woman?

[MEM]

Well I'm on wife number 4 so I obviously don't put up with any shit from a wife. They ARE replaceable, and they get younger each time. The wife now knew I like skydiving so what did you do? Jump out of a plane with me. She knew I liked playing golf so she learned. She also grew tired of riding on the back of my bike so now she has her own. The only downside of this is that it now cuts into my budget!

Soooo.....did YOU learn to vacuum and do dishes and make beds and dust and ..... :headbonk:

I'm sure you didn't mean this the way I interpreted it.

W.I.F.E. = Washing Ironing F**king Etc

NOT!!!

 

[majicmaker]

Soooo.....did YOU learn to vacuum and do dishes and make beds and dust and ..... :headbonk:

I'm sure you didn't mean this the way I interpreted it.

W.I.F.E. = Washing Ironing F**king Etc

NOT!!!

Classic! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[FJRay]

Soooo.....did YOU learn to vacuum and do dishes and make beds and dust and ..... :headbonk:

I'm sure you didn't mean this the way I interpreted it.

W.I.F.E. = Washing Ironing F**king Etc

NOT!!!

Classic! :lol: :lol: :lol:

My oldest daughter says the modern woman has a PHD,PMS,Drives a BMW and thinks Fucking and Cooking are cities in China. :lol:

 

[wheatonFJR]

W.I.F.E. = Washing Ironing F**king Etc

You do all that Mary Ellen? I'm impressed.

I'm just curious, after sex comes the etc? Whatever it is...I bet its good! :yahoo:

 

[Redfish Hunter]

W.I.F.E. = Washing Ironing F**king Etc

You do all that Mary Ellen? I'm impressed.

I'm just curious, after sex comes the etc? Whatever it is...I bet its good! :yahoo:

Unless the Etc. contains Cooking and Cleaning I am not impressed. :glare:

Well, I am a little bit impressed.

 

[Daniel78362]

Wow, all those harsh words of wisdom from so dedicated few, we've never meet the poor misguided woman. She may simply may not understand the how valuable the consanguinity between man/woman and machine to the overall health of a developing marriage. I may have missed it, but I didnt see any one offerings a compromise. Now I here you all shouting at me but hear me out. As i'm sure most would agree, compromise is a cornerstone of any successful relationship, so I offer the following: As a gesture of love and devotion to the beautiful woman who is to be your "life long" partner and the focus of unbendable adoration, take your nutsack, place them in a well adorned jar and present them to her as a demonstration of your willingness to give so much for so little in return. Explain that she can keep the beautifil jar containing that which is so important to any man of reason and might as long, and I stress, as long as you can keep such such a simple, insignificant toy, your bike. Why, why, such horror you all shout. Well, it is a little known medical fact that afternoons spent on the back of a motorcycle stimulate testicular regeneration in a non linear progression. True, I read it on the internets. In other words brother, you'll get your junk back in no time, your beautiful wife will be non the wiser and you still get to ride something that doesn't talk while your trying to watch the news. My I suggest, for inspiration, you listen to the Stone's Beggars Banquet...."Dear Doctor" Good luck.

So yer sayin' you are a woman with a man's testicles?

What are you saying? :lol: It's hard to unnerstan with all those big words in one paragraph...

AJ hit the nail on the head. Clear enough.

Wow, so much testosterone, not supprised at the responses guess no one listened to "Dear Doctor". Like my father, married 54 yrs, a retired Airman, Veitman Vet and world travler, told me when I got married 15 years ago at the age of 37: "Boy he said, the only advice I have for you on this glourious day is simply this, "some days you just have to let her think she's got you by the Nuts, just let her think she's got them cause it's always a hell of alot cheaper to just keep her". A I noted in my intro, the day I brought home the FJR my wife imploded, really, I still get the shivers when I remember the look on her face. She insisted I sell my Honda and and didn't talk to me for a month. Its been nearly a year I love my FJR and I still have my Honda, it was a good month.

Now, after a good days sleep (work the nite shift, dont play well with normal day folk) I have come to different conclusion concerning our dear friend: Dump the unholly Succubus, today it's your moto, tomorrow it's going to be your ever loving Soul.

To all, Be Good, Be Safe.....................God help me I love this brutal forum.

 

[majicmaker]

Soooo.....did YOU learn to vacuum and do dishes and make beds and dust and ..... :headbonk:

I'm sure you didn't mean this the way I interpreted it.

W.I.F.E. = Washing Ironing F**king Etc

NOT!!!

Classic! :lol: :lol: :lol:

My oldest daughter says the modern woman has a PHD,PMS,Drives a BMW and thinks Fucking and Cooking are cities in China. :lol:

Priceless!! :fans: :clapping:

 

[bgross]

Cripes.

A man marries a woman, hoping she'll never change. A woman marries a man, believing she can change him into something worth keeping.

Both people, of course, are wrong.

Dump the selfish swamp sow and get a new motorcycle.

Wise words, and reminds me of one of my favorite poems by Ogden Nash:

He drinks because she scolds,

He thinks.

 

She thinks she scolds because

He drinks.

 

And neither will admit what's true -

That he's a sot and she's a shrew.

 

[TheZsdad]

Need pics of the woman.

I think the answer is here or hereabouts.

It's all about SEX. Probably the kids first steady lay.

For some that addiction is stronger than the love of riding.

Not me of course.