El Toro Joe
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Damnit!!!...you know yer gonna make it rain, don't you?I'll wash and wax the bike the day before.
Damnit!!!...you know yer gonna make it rain, don't you?I'll wash and wax the bike the day before.
Yo Joe and Victor, is this Old Geezer still hanging out at the General Store on Maggie Valley Road? Last time I stopped there on an FJR ride he was rocking away on the porch while drinking moonshine from a clay jug, plus he was smoking a corn cob pipe that smelled really "funny" ese! JSNS, Wacky Tobaccy!Damnit!!!...you know yer gonna make it rain, don't you?I'll wash and wax the bike the day before.
That might happen. I have a killer rain suit.Damnit!!!...you know yer gonna make it rain, don't you?I'll wash and wax the bike the day before.
Lol, if you wash your bike (like me and a couple of others) you will hear snickers be pointed at. At best, the hotel may provide rags. Instead, bring your own rag and drying towel or chamois and use a waste basket as your bucket. It works every time!Is the hotel going to set up a wash rack so we can clean our rides?
Nah, more like a whore's bath. A quick wipe here, a quick wipe there....done.Wait- people wash their bikes!?!?!? WHAT!?!?!?
Bring it on!Thinking about bringing Bianca, my other sport-tourer, instead of Traveller, my FJR:
Fixed it for ya.I might clean the buzzard **** off of Waynes windshield...but that's about it.
I know, Right?! That's what I keep saying. Nobody believes me.Gotta have my bike all clean and sparkly or it doesn't feel like it rides right.
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