Mogambo
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After a pretty shitty week, weather wise, here in southwestern PA, I thought I'd take the lady friend out for a little ride in the country. While riding along the winding country roads, I pick up the image of a few Harley riders in the rear view mirror. Now I am traveling at a comfortable pace for the road and the fact that I am now also responsible for someone else's life.
So here these Harley asshole's come up on my ass (now you know I'm thinking...."I wish I was alone right now). To make a long story, shorter, we're on a double yellow section of road with a curve and visible traffic coming the other way, and what do these no-helmet, do-rag wearing, passenger carrying assfucks decide to do? You got it. Pass.
Now in doing so, one of their do-rags came flying off, which was pretty funny in it's own right (my guess is that it didn't come off by accident. That do-rag had more brains than the rider and said, "I'm getting out of here", and then jumped). No sooner did these mental midgets pass, then what did they do? Pull into a bar. The purpose of which was to either have yet, another beer or to go back to retrieve the do-rag that tried to escape it's moronic owner. Either way, what f-king idiots.
And another thing. You wanted to ride like an ass-wipe by yourself? Go ahead. But the one's that do it while carrying a passenger are the one's that really bother me. I'm not sure who's more stupid. The driver or the passenger. Most likely...a tie.
I told my lady friend that those Harley boy's should get down and their knees and thank her. Why? She asked. Because she provided a Harley owner with a rare opportunity to pass an FJR. Sort of like pitching a no-hitter. Bowling a 300 and the like. Believe me, those punks would have never even gotten close enough for the incident to have happened in the first place. But...I ate it. My passenger's saftey is more important than anything else.
I know that it is not right or perhaps fair, to lump all of these Harley asshole's together, but I just see so much of this Harley mentality crap around here. I even know a couple guy's that ride Harley's that aren't like this. But sadly, it seems increasingly, that those type are in the minority.
They should require the taking of an I.Q test before the purchase of a Harley. My guess is that sales would plummet.
O.K., I've vented and got it off my chest. I feel better now.
I will now sit back and listen to some people defend the Harley crowd. Quite frankly, I don't give a shit. I am merely reporting what I see WAY too often.
So here these Harley asshole's come up on my ass (now you know I'm thinking...."I wish I was alone right now). To make a long story, shorter, we're on a double yellow section of road with a curve and visible traffic coming the other way, and what do these no-helmet, do-rag wearing, passenger carrying assfucks decide to do? You got it. Pass.
Now in doing so, one of their do-rags came flying off, which was pretty funny in it's own right (my guess is that it didn't come off by accident. That do-rag had more brains than the rider and said, "I'm getting out of here", and then jumped). No sooner did these mental midgets pass, then what did they do? Pull into a bar. The purpose of which was to either have yet, another beer or to go back to retrieve the do-rag that tried to escape it's moronic owner. Either way, what f-king idiots.
And another thing. You wanted to ride like an ass-wipe by yourself? Go ahead. But the one's that do it while carrying a passenger are the one's that really bother me. I'm not sure who's more stupid. The driver or the passenger. Most likely...a tie.
I told my lady friend that those Harley boy's should get down and their knees and thank her. Why? She asked. Because she provided a Harley owner with a rare opportunity to pass an FJR. Sort of like pitching a no-hitter. Bowling a 300 and the like. Believe me, those punks would have never even gotten close enough for the incident to have happened in the first place. But...I ate it. My passenger's saftey is more important than anything else.
I know that it is not right or perhaps fair, to lump all of these Harley asshole's together, but I just see so much of this Harley mentality crap around here. I even know a couple guy's that ride Harley's that aren't like this. But sadly, it seems increasingly, that those type are in the minority.
They should require the taking of an I.Q test before the purchase of a Harley. My guess is that sales would plummet.
O.K., I've vented and got it off my chest. I feel better now.
I will now sit back and listen to some people defend the Harley crowd. Quite frankly, I don't give a shit. I am merely reporting what I see WAY too often.
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