Funny news story

[ShinyPartsUp]

The best part is that I've been out of patrol for almost five years, so my unmarked and my suit allow me to infiltrate any donut shop unnoticed and abduct maple bars. Sort of a pastry serial killer stalker, you might say.

There, I fixed it for you. B) And some of us look at the license plates of plain colored govt. vehicles. Most of them around here are recognizable if you are aware and alert. And they patrol the freeways, too.

Powdered sugar on the door handle is a giveaway.

 

[FJR_pig]

The best part is that I've been out of patrol for almost five years, so my unmarked and my suit allow me to infiltrate any donut shop unnoticed and abduct maple bars. Sort of a pastry serial killer stalker, you might say.

There, I fixed it for you. B) And some of us look at the license plates of plain colored govt. vehicles. Most of them around here are recognizable if you are aware and alert. And they patrol the freeways, too.

I highly doubt anyone would make my car as a police vehicle. It's that way on purpose. :assassin:

Powdered sugar on the door handle is a giveaway.

Now this powdered sugar on the door handle...hmmm, Shiny Parts might make a good detective - call me...

 

[C&C]

A good cup of coffee and a donut; hey, any excuse is better than none. 'Boys in Blue', go for it.

 

[Fred W]

I think policemen stop where they have easy entrance and exit, are visible, can see their cruisers and someplace central to overlapping assigned territories.
Donut shops probably fit the parameters. Besides, a maple bar is hard to pass up when you're enjoying a good cup of coffee (or hot chocolate).

I'd never heard of a "maple bar" before, so I had to look it up.

OK, you guys are just sick (ref. definition 3):

Maple Bar

 

[v65]

I'd never heard of a "maple bar" before, so I had to look it up.
OK, you guys are just sick (ref. definition 3):

Maple Bar

Huh, pretty sure I could have happily lived my life without ever knowing that.