Surgeon says "don't worry we do it laparoscopically, 3 small holes 'bellbutton, side, etc." I wake up three hours later, and had been sliced open like a stuffed pig, 12 inch slice, clamps holding me together, the whole shot, WTF over? Surgeon says "sorry about that, it was so badly diseased, we couldn't use lapro as it would of spread the nasties all over the place (oh yeah, I did the 3 lapro holes [slices] anyways so evidently he tried that first), so we had to go in the old fashioned way - Jesus H Christ! Makes momma's C section scar look like a papar cut - OH well.