Really, there is not much more to tell about our ride. From Fort Sumner New Mexico, back across Texas and on into Louisiana it is mostly straight and flat. We still enjoyed it, we still loved watching the world slide away beside the two Yamahas but none of it was exciting in the sense that good RRs need. It was great fun for us though, just riding the big bikes and chatting back and forth made for two really good days.
At the hotel in Fort Sumner I was wiping the bikes down and an older gentleman on an older HD Electra Glide walked over to chat. I noticed he had not wiped the bugs off his bike and in fact it did not look like it had seen soap for a long time. Another rider surprised that Yamaha built a BMWish bike... Anyway, he said his bike was a few years old, he seemed unsure of the year. So I asked if it was an 88 inch or a 96 inch motor. He gave me a blank look and said, "I don't know. I don't really care. I am not interested in motorcycles, I am interested in RIDING motorcycles." The bike had Florida plates and he said he was headed home to Seattle. He said that bike had been with his son in Florida for a while now but he had flown in to visit and ride it home. "My son takes care of maintenance and cleaning, I just ride." Wow.
As he attempted and failed to get the big HD to idle Pop and I loaded our luggage on the FJRs. We watched him struggle to get it out of the parking lot and then it came alive and rumbled off to the West. Pop made a few comments about how that guy's son took care of maintenance and cleaning... I pointed out that I did those same things and there were no bugs on the Cee Bailey I had installed. "Yeah, but at least he gets to leave his son at home. I have to deal with YOU for two weeks. I think he got the better deal". I should have offered to check his tire pressure with my pocket knife...
We passed through Earth Texas, which is just West of Muleshoe Texas where we had breakfast. So, if we ever return to Earth, we may also have to visit Muleshoe.
The rain eventually caught us around the southern edge of The Caprock in Texas. We geared up but it was not bad and we only got about an hour and a half of decent rain.
We stopped for supper at Dieter Brothers on Hwy 82 in Lindsay Texas and the food was pretty good but the service was better. I cannot express the difference between a waitress in Utah or Colorado and one in Texas or Louisiana. I tried to drink about a gallon of sweet iced tea. Pop was focused on one of the neon beer signs and asked me, "What is that Shiner Bock? I see that advertised all over the place here. Is that beer?"
So, when we reached our hotel in Sherman I walked over to the gas station and bought us some Shiner Bock which we drank in our room while happily discussing the fantastic trip we had just taken and wondering what our friends John and Joey were doing.
We had a good breakfast at the IHOP and pointed our bikes toward Home. The miles clicked away and my attention wandered... Pop had to growl at me a bit to keep me focused.
We refueled for the last time just before we crossed the Mississippi River, about 90 minutes from Dad's house. As we were pulling into the parking lot I could feel my phone vibrating in my jacket but I ignored it until I got the bike stopped at the pump.
There was a text and a missed call from Joey.
I read:
Sun, Sep 27, 3:35 PM
Took a 60 mph high side. Bike totaled. I'm ok but I might nee some help with ideas to get home
WHAT???!!! Oh ****, I try calling, no answer. I send a text while my mind is spinning how do I get to him? I have to be back at work in two days and I am still about two hours from my house. I will have to get my trailer hooked to my truck and head to Somewhere I Guess In Colorado since I don't even know where the hell he is and I have to do it as soon as I get home.
I calmly inform Pop and I know he will stay calm and think our way through it. We gear up and start back toward Home. Pop, predictably tells me, "Getting in a hurry will only get us hurt or in trouble. Take your time, get us home, we will work things out from there." I already know this but my mind is spinning through all the things any of you would be thinking.
1. How bad is he hurt?
2. How bad is the bike?
3. Where is he?
4. How bad is he hurt?
5. What will I need to get the bike loaded onto my trailer and which trailer should I take?
6. How bad is he hurt?
7. What happened?
8. Do I have it in me to ride this bike 500 miles and then jump into my truck and drive all night and all day tomorrow? (I knew that answer by the way)
9. Dammit, I was so looking forward to seeing my wife and son... (Instant guilty feeling there)
10. How bad is he hurt?
11. Oh look, a squirrel!
You get the idea.
When I got Pop home he talked to Mom and she started going through the Cash Reserves because we were going to need funds for our Rescue Mission. I still could not reach my friend and worry was clutching at my heart.
I called home, let Mrs. Redfish know where I was and what I knew. She already knew that I was about to jump in the truck and head back NorthWest without me telling her.
I got home, still cannot reach Joey. He had given me his two ICE numbers, one for his wife and another for his Dad. I took a deep breath and called Mrs. hppants.
I tried to be smooth, I did not know what she knew and did not want to upset her. She did know, she had a few details and we spoke for a few minutes while Mrs. Redfish listened to my end of the conversation. She went through the obvious rotation a few times, most of you already know how a wife thinks in these situations.
1. Thank you so much
2. I hope he is really alright, I feel helpless because he is so far away
3. I am tired of him crashing his bike, this is not the first time
Repeat the cycle.
Note, I am not making fun of the situation or Mrs. Hppants. I fully understood, and made sure she knew I was on Hot Standby, ready to do whatever but I needed information soon so I could make things happen. My wife actually complimented me afterwards on my presentation and smoothness.
Of course I kept my own Dear Old Dad informed. There was never any question that if I went back, he was going back as well.
I finally got a call from Joey that evening letting me know he was alive and had A Plan. I offered whatever I could but he had it under control. So, for two days I sat here helplessly while my hurt friend got himself and his motorcycle back home. I gave a small amount of assistance with maps over the phone because he could not use his GPS in the UHaul without stopping somewhere to buy a cable. We plotted routes together, I provided times and distances and I waited.
I did have one important and difficult mission. Templeton Rye Whiskey. Another forum member, poolboytoo, had turned Pants onto this stuff and it was his favorite. I knew for certain that Pants had drank the last of it on this trip and he had told me he could not get it down here. Pants is pretty resourceful so if he says it cannot be done...
I mistimed his arrival, he got ahead of me by about 30 minutes. I pushed the big Duramax pretty hard and he only beat me to his house by a few minutes but the poor bike was already unloaded from the UHaul. I helped him unload the rest of his gear, gave him the bottle of Templeton Rye (the impossible to get bottle) and left him to deal with the conversation none of us want to have with our wives.
I did not take pics of the destroyed FJR. I did not like looking at it and did not feel it was respectful to take pics. I waited for hppants to post his RR, I offered my support as best I could and I will continue to do so.
For Mr. Hppants and for all of you, this trip was one of the best I ever took. Pop and I were both comfortable, confident and happy. The weather was perfect, the bikes were perfect, the company was perfect. I had about 90 minutes of stupidity that was all my fault and other than that there was no drama, no anger, no meanness...
So, I close with this flashback picture just a few months old. If this does not give Hppants the answer he needs, I do not know what will.
I call this Happiness: