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C'mon...take it like a man. Bite a bullet and get a shot of whiskey.
Then ride home on your FJR just to prove your manliness. Then go for a long jog...just to shake it off....
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Then ride home on your FJR just to prove your manliness. Then go for a long jog...just to shake it off....
Capt. Bob
Bilge pump. A novel idea.
The fun part is proving that it took :dirol:
The worst part for me was hearing the forceps clinking together as they went to work on my tubes :\ I get pretty queasy around medical stuff and told the nurse closest to my head to start talking about something.
So they all decided to talk about crab cakes, and now I can't look at one without thinking of my operation.
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So they all decided to talk about crab cakes, and now I can't look at one without thinking of my operation.
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johnny80s
Turtle Gears
I did not realize it was a joke. I guess you will need to work on that for next time.
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iCruze
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Just had Nurse Betty (hottie I may add) apply the warm Iodine and was waiting for the Doc.
Here we go just finished the left defrens (not sure on spelling) and the doc on the right was geting ready to ask the doc on the left (who was new to this procedure) if he was ready for getting the right side done.
All in all not too bad of a procedure weird laying about with my junk hanging out talking about fishing hunting and motorcycles while two strange guys yank tugged and pulled and cut my junk.
I did find out about the line that connects your nads to your rectum and retina's on the second tube as it wasnt quite numb when they started tugging and cutting. I am going to take the advice and rest this weekend after I finish my saddle sore tonight :lol:
Here we go just finished the left defrens (not sure on spelling) and the doc on the right was geting ready to ask the doc on the left (who was new to this procedure) if he was ready for getting the right side done.
All in all not too bad of a procedure weird laying about with my junk hanging out talking about fishing hunting and motorcycles while two strange guys yank tugged and pulled and cut my junk.
I did find out about the line that connects your nads to your rectum and retina's on the second tube as it wasnt quite numb when they started tugging and cutting. I am going to take the advice and rest this weekend after I finish my saddle sore tonight :lol:
johnny80s
Turtle Gears
Props for posting this. I just can't get the balls up to do this yet.
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Where are the eskimo doctors?
SacramentoMike
Not Safe For Work
I'm with Wheatie here. Ya got a dremel, ya need a vasectomy . . . 'nuff said.
Course you could just do like my dog here . . .
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I had mine done about six years ago and have never regretted it or had complications. The procedure was easy; my girlfriend at the time was so happy she didn't have to take the pill any more we bust my sutures the next day.
I am sure they are going to go over all of this with you if they haven't already, but get two bags of frozen peas and some ... ****, I forget if it's ibuprofen or not (double check with your doctor). Anyway, alternate the bags of peas, try not to do much for the first day or two, and watch for bruising. Bruising can be an indication that you're bleeding in the bag, and if so you should contact your doctor immediately.
Congratulations on being responsible. There are so many benefits of getting one, for you and your partner(s).
Yup, but make sure they are the really tiny peas. I used frozen bags of kernel corn and they felt like huge rocks when the pain kicked in. And stay away from kids... they jump in your lap at the most inapportune moments -- don't ask. Oh yeah, big dogs wagging their tails at nut hight hurt... you won't be working on the bike for day or so. And wear they bag holder without the cup, it supports the boys. Last advice, when your nut sack starts coming down from the swelling, don't freak when the scrotum sags for the first time in your life... ya get used to it. Good on ya taking control ofyour reproductive life...
EDIT: I may be wrong, but not one woman posting a comment? What's up with that? Calling Barb, Calling MEM! Thinkinof you Tyler!!
Penguin doesn't count, she's a nurse. lol
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Patriot
Isabella is Lazarus
+1What a relief, I read the title and feared you were loosing your job. This is a much better outcome.
but now in empathy, I'm walking around funny.. :blink:
iCruze
Well-known member
Scoops
uh . . . whut?
One From The Girls:
my brother-in-law has a t-shirt: on the front it says "I've had a vasectomy"
on the back it says, "Wanna see my scar?" :clapping:
seriously, good for you for deciding to get clipped. :yahoo:
all of us who have given birth applaud you . . . and find it kinda funny that you're stuck on the couch cuz a doc yanked your crotch open. :blink:
(sorry, that was crass, but i couldn't help myself!)
sit on your sack (of peas), take lots of pain meds (Dermoplast was my best friend -- it's a numbing spray), and think of all the fun you'll have in just a few days . . . B)
my brother-in-law has a t-shirt: on the front it says "I've had a vasectomy"
on the back it says, "Wanna see my scar?" :clapping:
seriously, good for you for deciding to get clipped. :yahoo:
all of us who have given birth applaud you . . . and find it kinda funny that you're stuck on the couch cuz a doc yanked your crotch open. :blink:
(sorry, that was crass, but i couldn't help myself!)
sit on your sack (of peas), take lots of pain meds (Dermoplast was my best friend -- it's a numbing spray), and think of all the fun you'll have in just a few days . . . B)
ridernotbiker
Well-known member
So I clicked onto the "Parts and Accessories" section and read about...well...parts and accessories. :blink: Never mind...as the saying goes, "parts is parts"! :butcher:
Here's to quick healing. :drinks:
Here's to quick healing. :drinks:
Capt. Bob
Bilge pump. A novel idea.
They wear more protection at a Subway when they make your sandwich.Just had Nurse Betty (hottie I may add) apply the warm Iodine and was waiting for the Doc.
Here we go just finished the left defrens (not sure on spelling) and the doc on the right was geting ready to ask the doc on the left (who was new to this procedure) if he was ready for getting the right side done.
All in all not too bad of a procedure weird laying about with my junk hanging out talking about fishing hunting and motorcycles while two strange guys yank tugged and pulled and cut my junk.
I did find out about the line that connects your nads to your rectum and retina's on the second tube as it wasnt quite numb when they started tugging and cutting. I am going to take the advice and rest this weekend after I finish my saddle sore tonight :lol:
Hope nobody sneezed.
Just think if you cut a farkle on the FeeJ, OUCH!
Wear that bag of peas with pride soldier!
Wear that bag of peas with pride soldier!
iCruze
Well-known member
Having a vicadin and drink right now. I did do a farkle install today as my title also indicated, nothing too strenuous just the V-Strom hand guards. Thanks Warchild for the part #'s
Remember not to let the toilet seat fall and slam yer accessories... I'm just advisin'
Did you put the guards on the bike or your ....
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Is the guy on the left praying for you???? OH Noooo. No worries mate! I had mine done 20 years ago by an Army Dr. still works! take everyones advise, ice, no lifting, limit your walking, unless you like grapefruits? Hell the embarassing part is when you have to go and provide a sample. They stand a real ugly chick in front of you....then you do the deed. Enjoy...I mean the after life.
