Headline: Man on meth stabs himself

[beerme]

From the Elko Daily Free Press.

 

[FJR_pig]

Note to self: If I ever accidently sever my wang, do not use Scotch tape for repair...

 

[7xray]

Note to self: If I ever accidently sever my wang, do not use Scotch tape for repair...

Son of a bobbit!

 

[RenoJohn]

Wow, glad he 'fessed up, the thought of a weiner hacker running the streets of Elko must have really caused some mob mentality out there.

Crazy story LOL

 

[Bearly Flying]

Note to self: If I ever accidently sever my wang, do not use Scotch tape for repair...

Duct Tape?????

 

[sonicspeed]

Note to self: If I ever accidently sever my wang, do not use Scotch tape for repair...

Duct Tape?????

cleary he should have used an Arrow T-50 stapler with 5/8" staples

 

[Fencer]

I wonder if this is from the they itch file?

 

[ponyfool]

JB Weld works just fine, don't ask me how I know!

I've always hated when people say that, "Just ask me...." so I thought I'd let you enjoy it one more time.

 

[TriggerT]

Original Link doesn't work anymore.

 

[vectervp1]

Try this link.

 

[MrTwisty]

CRAZY :dribble: glue would have been more appropriate, but I guess you use what you got in a pinch.

 

[Old Michael]

Breathe-Rite strips and contact cement. Sheeesh!

 

[Auburn]

Surprised he didn't say he cut himself shaving...DOH!

:blink:

 

[evilmedic13]

So close to achieving proper reproductive status :glare: . Oh well, I'm sure his babies mama will be a real winner too!

 

[abarron576]

Another candidate for the Darwinian award! :clapping:

 

[radman]

 

[Scab]

Well, if this drug has the same effect on the rest of the body as it has on the face, I think that really explains why he tried to cut his ugly-ass schlong off.

 

[vectervp1]

Hmm... I think I've learned something from these pictures. Meth makes your hair grow! Screw Rogain, hair plugs, or whatever else is out there, just start using meth!

 

[radman]

Worst of it is, I recall seeing Skoot hittin on the one in upper right at WooFoo 05