Hey you two pole gazers: -Old Michael and Bluestreek

[RenoJohn]

Old Michael and Bluestreek

Ya, it's been a while since riding with these two. Sometimes I think: Not long enough.

Last time was June 21, 2008 and these two show up on their inline-4 hyper-bikes. Me on a little 2cylinder put-put.

We meet in Greenville USA and we go riding. They bully me, they force me to keep a pace that I would never do on my own ....but peer pressure was strong and me and my 2cyclinders rode much faster than I would ever do on my own pace. They force me to take the lead as to play mine sweep for deer and LEO's.

Well **** me if I didn't shoulder the abuse. Just a few minutes into the ride this happens:

The whole ride documented here clicky

I got the paper, the two pole gazers got off with nothing. I also had the registration/insurance paperwork for the other bike with me and that didn't help the officer's attitude much. He gave me no break -->in spite of my stellar driving record, handsome physique, great attitude and charming disposition.

So, 7months later ---I have spent the last many months causing as much havoc on the Greenville court system as I can. Details I may go into later depending on how things turn out tomorrow. But let's just say I've done a lot to throw a wrench into their typical procedures.

But tomorrow it is finally time to come face to face with Kawlifornia civil servants, Kawlifornia court system and all those who want to prove me guilty, force me to pay them my hard earned money and of course they want to ****-up my stellar driving record.

Yes, I'm off to Greenville CA to plead my case. For those of you who don't know Greenville, it makes "Deliverance" look like "My 3 sons". This place has a judge that comes into town a few hours a week. A one cell jailhouse. Moonshine and inbreeding are the civic activities. Town song is that banjo music coming from the woods. Should I get locked up, I'll have to become (more) accustomed to this lifestyle.

Wish me luck, every time I think of this ticket -that happened 7months ago, I think of the two Pole Gazers on this forum that got me into this mess. *******s.

 

[jwhite518]

Just remember, John. It's "youths" not "youts."

 

[SacramentoMike]

I think you should print out your post and take it in with you tomorrow, RJ. The judge will probably be impressed that you prepared for the trial, and I'll bet he's sympathetic about those two characters who are really at fault here. In fact, he's probably already familiar with both of them.

You have said way too much here to just leave us hanging, so post up (if you're free after tomorrow) about all that there court havoc you've been wreaking. And good luck.

 

[Fairlaner]

Good luck John.....

R

 

[Bluestreek]

Boy you in a heap a trouble.

I remember that banjo music. Maybe you should practice your piggy squeal :blink:

 

[doug5551]

RJ,

After you get it taken care of in the AM, you ought to hightail it down to Carlsbad for the Up-Chuck 1000...

 

[LDRydr]

[SIZE=24pt]LUCK! [/SIZE]

Can't wait to hear how it turns out for you. And remember Jerry's advice when you explain how you were going over the limit to escape the "yout's" that were chasing you out of town for messing with their girlfriends.

 

[L2M]

Ah shucks! The officer just noticed that fine silver and black gear and assumed you were a Raiders fan. Raider fan + motorcycle must have convinced him that you were a member of the Hells Angels and needed a lesson, no doubt being a fine 49rs or Chargers fan himself. :assassin:

In all seriousness, good luck fighting the ticket. How fast did the officer cite you for going?

Oh, and yes, I'm a Broncos fan so I couldn't resist after seeing the raiders avatar.

 

[Old Michael]

Wish me luck, every time I think of this ticket -that happened 7months ago, I think of the two Pole Gazers on this forum that got me into this mess. *******s.[/b]

Brother John, I wasn't ticketed because I couldn't keep up.

I was though, very impressed with how you handled Mr. Patrolman. I learned a great deal that day. Thank you.

I'll be there with you in the courtroom - in spirit - and hoping it goes well amigo.

I am in your debt in many ways.

(Notably, your kindness during my "stay" in Reno in August. Nurse charmer.)

You're right about Steve though. He truly is a *******. Steve, you're a *******.

And I'm sure you recall that later the SAME day >>

Aaaah, memories. Let's go riding again soon,....okay John?

.......... John?

 

[eeksnake]

[SIZE=14pt]LUCK!!![/SIZE]

Some words of wisdom? Hmmmm...

- I'd HIGHLY recommend refraining from telling the judge "Go **** yourself ya bald-headed prick!"

- Parking your FJR in front of the bench after doing a burnout should also be avoided (if possible.)

- I heard from a trusting source that giving the judge a $100 bill can be considered a crime (go figure!) :dntknw:

 

[flying junior]

As a former citizen of Plumas County and occasional "client" of the Indian Valley Justice Court, as Greenville's court used to be called, I can give you some advice.

First, remember that the banjo people are the high class upper crust of Plumas society.

Second, if you get locked up in that jail, your cellmate will probably be one of the local native americans. Don't call him "Tonto."

Good Luck!

 

[exskibum]

And I'm sure you recall that later the SAME day >>

Ummmm, O.M. -- Ain't that the same 2 wheeled STREET vehicle that you later tried to fly? Despite the photographic and experiential evidence that it wouldn't even stand up by itself?

And good luck, John. If you should slip and call the judge a prick or tell him to **** off, just do what Larry Flynt did -- follow each finding of contempt and jail sentence with another "**** you, you prick, give me more." Flynt did do some time, but by the time he got his second case (challenging the contempt citations) to the appellate court, it held that the judge couldn't keep hammering him for each successive "F.U.", at least not beyond some reasonable limit.

And yes, Bluestreek is a *******. He's not even a pretty female and he keeps getting out of tickets . . . and we all KNOW how fast the ******* rides -- even 2 up!

 

[rogdeb]

Don't know what to call this thread -- "Seriously funny" or "Funnily serious"

John --- best of luck Sir, and may your attempts at wreaking havoc with the system work splendidly for you.

Can't wait to read the outcome -- our thoughts will be with you.

Rog n Debs

Steve -- you're a ******* ! :lol:

 

[rogdeb]

. . . and we all KNOW how fast the ******* rides -- even 2 up!

... even too fast to stop for ice cream :lol:

 

[madmike2]

. . . and we all KNOW how fast the ******* rides -- even 2 up!

... even too fast to stop for ice cream :lol:

Or maybe he should watch his mirrors a little closer.....

....or let the others keep up......

 

[user 213]

John, you are soooo screwed. Call someone on the list and we'll try and come up with bail money.

 

[Old Michael]

.... Despite the photographic and experiential evidence that it ...

BlueStreek AND exskibum are *******s.

[SIZE=8pt]And Dr. Rich.[/SIZE]

 

[Khunajawdge]

As a former citizen of Plumas County and occasional "client" of the Indian Valley Justice Court, as Greenville's court used to be called, I can give you some advice.
First, remember that the banjo people are the high class upper crust of Plumas society.

Second, if you get locked up in that jail, your cellmate will probably be one of the local native americans. Don't call him "Tonto."

Good Luck!

Now that there, what FJRJunior said was funny, and "might" be sage wisdom?

Sorry about the Bad Luck Johnny Reno, and I hope you can skate as in; out of any time commitment! :nhl:

 

[Silver Penguin]

Don't know what to call this thread -- "Seriously funny" or "Funnily serious" John --- best of luck Sir, and may your attempts at wreaking havoc with the system work splendidly for you.

Can't wait to read the outcome -- our thoughts will be with you.

Rog n Debs

Steve -- you're a ******* ! :lol:

I second Rog n Debs thoughts!

Jill