HotRodZilla Compilation (Put All Your HRZ Jokes Here)

[HotRodZilla]

You guys need help... :weirdsmiley:

No we need pictures. Now, depending on how good the pictures are, a couple of these guys may need help catching their breath, but without good, HD pictures, it's all just speculation.

 

[beemerdons]

You guys need help...

No we need pictures. Now, depending on how good the pictures are, a couple of these guys may need help catching their breath, but without good, HD pictures, it's all just speculation and ejaculation.

Fixed.

 

[rbentnail]

good HD pictures

Had enough yet? We gots plenty more....

 

[beemerdons]

From Rodney Dangerfield -

Zilla loves sex.
But, AJ's idea of a threesome is when he jacks off with BOTH hands.

 

[RossKean]

You're just jealous, Don. Don't worry, in a few months when that shoulder improves, you will be able to indulge in threesomes yourself!

 

[majicmaker]

 

[Fontanaman]

Fixed it for ya Ross.

You're just bored jealous, Don. I see you have posted two jokes concurrently. Don't worry, in a few months when that shoulder improves, you will be able to indulge in threesomes yourself!

Don you get well. And no more motorcycle selling........

 

[HotRodZilla]

Har-Har Don. That only works out if you give each of them a name. Don't lie and say you don't sit on your hand until it's numb and then pretend it's a stranger. Weirdo.

 

[odot]

He uses the tennis ball method. Under the arm until his hand goes numb. He nicknamed his hand Wilson for some reason.

 

[LKLD]

Wilson is a soccer ball, Don uses Titleist, because it doesn't take much to make his hand go numb anymore.

 

[beemerdons]

Har-Har Don. That only works out if you give each of them a name. Don't lie and say you don't sit on your hand until it's numb and then pretend it's a stranger. Weirdo.

AJ, tell me something that I don't know!

He uses the tennis ball method. Under the arm until his hand goes numb. He nicknamed his hand Wilson for some reason.

Ray, tell me something that I don't know!

Wilson is a soccer ball, Don uses Titleist, because it doesn't take much to make his hand go numb anymore.

LKLD, now that's something that I do know!

 

[Bustanut joker]

He cared enough about me to send me a birthday present....

But he also got in trouble with the wife.... Dumb azz forgot to say something nice to her like he always does when he calls.

Oh well I can't wait to hear her chew his ass next time he calls.

 

[odot]

No pics of the gift I sent you? *******. Oh, when you moving over to the left coast?

 

[Bustanut joker]

Ah damnit... I thought I'd shared that but looking at my stuff I see I haven't.

So here we go. This is how a real Bromance partner shows his love.

And it was for no reason

 

[Cav47]

you have heard of ricin laced gifts?? You know who Ted Kaczynski was right?? Anthrax ring a bell???

 

[rushes]

This thread is ghey.

 

[Bustanut joker]

No.. It won't become ghey till Beemerdons pipes up.

 

[beemerdons]

No.. It won't become ghey till Beemerdons pipes up.

Russ and Barry, AJ is really in a good mood today; he let me off with just a Warning, he only said "Watch Your Speed" as I handed him a box of Glazed!

 

[El Toro Joe]

Did you glaze'm yourself?

 

[TomInPA]

Now that's how to reach out around and touch someone.