HotRodZilla Compilation (Put All Your HRZ Jokes Here)

[HotRodZilla]

Glazed?? Either jelly filled, blueberry cake, or chocolate cruller. Blueberry Munchkins are even better.

You like your gift Barry? I figured a County that uses sheep as their mascot would get your attention.

 

[Fontanaman]

Rushes said this thread is ghey. And it is.... What is more ghey is a county adapting a sheep as its mascot and calling it Bernco Bernie. The real topper the county published a children's book series based on the adventures of the damn sheep.

Knowing this Bust ought to be offended AJ didn't send him the book.

I guess Christmas is coming.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Rushes said this thread is ghey. And it is.... What is more ghey is a county adapting a sheep as its mascot and calling it Bernco Bernie. The real topper the county published a children's book series based on the adventures of the damn sheep.
Knowing this Bust ought to be offended AJ didn't send him the book. I guess Christmas is coming.

Ha! I didn't know there was a book. That's stupid and hilarious and sad all at the same time. The sheep used to be crosses, but some ******* and his partner complained because crosses were scary or something, so they made them sheep. Getting your hands on an item that has the crosses is a big deal. At least around here.

For some reason, in the last year or so, this Bernco Bernie thing has become a big deal also. We don't have any money, but they can spend a shitload of cash on this sheep and his exploits. I still don't see how the sheep makes the county more appealing to anyone, but someone thinks it does.

Oh well...Bust probably has two of those sheep face stickers stuck to his nipples as I write this. Perv!!

 

[Madmudder]

This all sounds Greek to me

 

[Warpdrv]

At least he put some trojans in there to protect the sheep.... !!!

 

[beemerdons]

At least he put some trojans in there to protect the sheep.... !!!

 

[Bustanut joker]

That's the fuker Iggy hit.

 

[Uncle Hud]

It's wearing a permanent airbag.

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Back on topic, because on-topic is encouraged: Is HotRodZilla a dik, really?

 

[HotRodZilla]

Yeah, Uncle Hud. I send that ungrateful ******* a present, and I'M the dick. You have to consider the source... :****:

 

[Bustanut joker]

Hey dink nose?? I'm old remember? and "you old fukers don't sleep" as u whined to me, Joe, and Don a few years back at Sac Mikes place @ 7 AM.. Which was actually 4 AM my time.
And to think I did 6 shots and u only did 3.. Way to represent the Mexicans you pussy..

My neighbor Juan drinks a bottle of Jose and eats the bottle when he's done, then screws 5 sheep before gettin serious aboot drinking.

anyway u silly *** If it's 7 pm where you live don't call me for phone sex dude.. I've been in bed for and hour plus at that time.
I'm only awake now because I had to piss like a racehorse.... an as usual It was only a shot glass half full and discovered this infernal piece of **** was still on and logged in here.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Ha! I forgot I called your old ass last night. That's why you get up at 0400; you go to bed at 1930. I was up drinking, and now you're bitching. Waaaah! I was gonna tell you something important, but now you'll never know.

 

[Uncle Hud]

Can't decide if this is a bitchy cat fight or a lover's quarrel ...........

 

[beemerdons]

Hey dink nose?? I'm old remember? and "you old fukers don't sleep" as u whined to me, Joe, and Don a few years back at Sac Mikes place @ 7 AM.. Which was actually 4 AM my time.And to think I did 6 shots and u only did 3.. Way to represent the Mexicans you pussy..

My neighbor Juan drinks a bottle of Jose and eats the bottle when he's done, then screws 5 sheep before gettin serious aboot drinking.

anyway u silly *** If it's 7 pm where you live don't call me for phone sex dude.. I've been in bed for and hour plus at that time.

I'm only awake now because I had to piss like a racehorse.... an as usual It was only a shot glass half full and discovered this infernal piece of **** was still on and logged in here.

You fecking *******, who in the Hell said that Papa Chuy Viejo and Tucson Joe were sleeping!?!?! JSNS, ese!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Ha! I'm no longer a dik! Now I'm a joke and fun stuff, and I have my own thread where you can all continue to bust my balls like I don't have any feelings.

 

[SacramentoMike]

At least you got your own thread.

 

[beemerdons]

This all sounds Greek to me

Hey Madmudder, what the Hell did MihalisFJR from Athens ever do to you! JSNS, eh!