I hope they're coming with a LEO escort, because you're starting to sound like a LEO's nightmare -- a domestic violence incident waiting to happen with loaded guns in the house.
My apologies for giving that impression. I'm Canadian so I would never use the guns. But I also will not allow my wife's (we're still married - no papers have been filed) *boyfriend* to step one foot in my house.
Anyways...let's move on from this thread hijack...
Got any nekkid pitchers of 'er?....
Lots. She's posted them on her own web site so the boyfriend can look at them...wanna see them?