RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
Okay, so the revolving door is still spinning...can't seem to get rid of these damn kids. 35 year old son, poster-boy for bi-polarism, is back home permanently. 26 year old daughter is at the house 2 hours a day, 7 days a week and lives 1/2 a mile a way, so can't keep HER away, and the 23 year old just broke up with her husband of 4 years and has moved all her shit back home...and is already seriously dating ANOTHER loser with no car, no job, no prospects. Sound familiar to anyone?
So, this past weekend, mom and the youngest get into a big shouting match. Seems the youngest "loaned" her car to her new boyfriend. Mom finds out and is PISSED! See, Mom ponied up the money to get the girl the car, plus we're paying her insurance, so Mom feels like it's HER car and the girl has no business loaning it to someone, who as far as we're concerned, is a complete stranger.
This shouting match goes on for about an hour, both women are at the verge of tears from the spent emotions, and nothing is being solved, so "Dad" steps in with a few words of wisdom.
I stick my big nose in the middle (just to quiet things down so I can watch NFL) and make them stop. I ask Mom why this bothers her so much. Daughter must think I'm on her side, because she gets a big, smug look on her face and puffs up like a blowfish. Mom stumbles, stutters, can't find the words and daughter prepares to pounce.
Here's where "Dad" steps in it...I look at Mom right in the face and tell her "What's the big deal with her letting Eddie (the new slacker) use her car? She lets him use her vagina all the time and you haven't said a word!"
They're STILL not speaking to me. I'm loving the silence!
So, this past weekend, mom and the youngest get into a big shouting match. Seems the youngest "loaned" her car to her new boyfriend. Mom finds out and is PISSED! See, Mom ponied up the money to get the girl the car, plus we're paying her insurance, so Mom feels like it's HER car and the girl has no business loaning it to someone, who as far as we're concerned, is a complete stranger.
This shouting match goes on for about an hour, both women are at the verge of tears from the spent emotions, and nothing is being solved, so "Dad" steps in with a few words of wisdom.
I stick my big nose in the middle (just to quiet things down so I can watch NFL) and make them stop. I ask Mom why this bothers her so much. Daughter must think I'm on her side, because she gets a big, smug look on her face and puffs up like a blowfish. Mom stumbles, stutters, can't find the words and daughter prepares to pounce.
Here's where "Dad" steps in it...I look at Mom right in the face and tell her "What's the big deal with her letting Eddie (the new slacker) use her car? She lets him use her vagina all the time and you haven't said a word!"
They're STILL not speaking to me. I'm loving the silence!
Last edited by a moderator:
