How to Piss off 57 yr old mother & 23 yr old daughter...

[whataboutbob]

Thanks Howie.never having kids I knew I'd be missing out on things;now I see what :holloween:

 

[Dunk43]

Okay, so the revolving door is still spinning...can't seem to get rid of these damn kids. 35 year old son, poster-boy for bi-polarism, is back home permanently. 26 year old daughter is at the house 2 hours a day, 7 days a week and lives 1/2 a mile a way, so can't keep HER away, and the 23 year old just broke up with her husband of 4 years and has moved all her shit back home...and is already seriously dating ANOTHER loser with no car, no job, no prospects. Sound familiar to anyone?

So, this past weekend, mom and the youngest get into a big shouting match. Seems the youngest "loaned" her car to her new boyfriend. Mom finds out and is PISSED! See, Mom ponied up the money to get the girl the car, plus we're paying her insurance, so Mom feels like it's HER car and the girl has no business loaning it to someone, who as far as we're concerned, is a complete stranger.

This shouting match goes on for about an hour, both women are at the verge of tears from the spent emotions, and nothing is being solved, so "Dad" steps in with a few words of wisdom.

I stick my big nose in the middle (just to quiet things down so I can watch NFL) and make them stop. I ask Mom why this bothers her so much. Daughter must think I'm on her side, because she gets a big, smug look on her face and puffs up like a blowfish. Mom stumbles, stutters, can't find the words and daughter prepares to pounce.

Here's where "Dad" steps in it...I look at Mom right in the face and tell her "What's the big deal with her letting Eddie (the new slacker) use her car? She lets him use her vagina all the time and you haven't said a word!"

They're STILL not speaking to me. I'm loving the silence!

Sounds very familiar to me..... whats up with this generation thinking mom and dad owe them for the rest of their lives ????

 

[airboss]

Howie, just curious. Do you sleep with one eye open?

 

[RadioHowie]

Howie, just curious. Do you sleep with one eye open?

Just the brown, wrinkled one.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Howie, just curious. Do you sleep with one eye open?

Just the brown, wrinkled one.

That's only after Bust visits...eeeewwww.

 

[majicmaker]

Howie..... Howie.....Howie..... This will be a Short Statement. You are absolutely Right Here and "F" them all if they don't agree.

You have got one big heep of Crap going on there. I'm with you on the Honesty! They might not want to hear it but, It's True. So What?! :lol:

Now, I'll leave with this little Pearl of Wisdom! Confucius Say: He who goes to Bed with an Itchy Ass..... Wakes Up with a Stinky Finger.....

Now you know why I'm the Happiest Guy I Know, I'M SINGLE!!!!!! :yahoo:

Nahh Nahh..... Nah Nah....... Nahhh!

 

[MEM]

RH - I thought that was a joke. Your first post, that is. I guess not :dribble:

I'm sorry for your trouble. Domestic s**t is a major buzz-kill

Am I ever glad I don't have kids.

..... whats up with this generation thinking mom and dad owe them for the rest of their lives ????

Because their parents raise them that way. I see it every day at work....

 

[RadioHowie]

RH - I thought that was a joke. Your first post, that is. I guess not :dribble:

No...not a joke.

I'm sorry for your trouble. Domestic s**t is a major buzz-kill

Sitting here at the office right now, closing down things, getting ready to ride. 2 more hours of daylight left. Think I might take a little longer getting home than usual.

Am I ever glad I don't have kids.

Lucky You!!

..... whats up with this generation thinking mom and dad owe them for the rest of their lives ????

Because their parents raise them that way. I see it every day at work....

In my case, it's Mom who raised them that way. She and I divorced when our son was 5. She remarried a couple years later and married a true Ricardo Cabeza...non-working drunk. Stayed with him for 18 years before finally kicking his ass out. Now, I'M the lucky guy putting up with her and her kids and their shit.

At least I'm glad one of the forum ladies chimed in. Was dying to get their input.

 

[exskibum]

In my case, it's Mom who raised them that way. She and I divorced when our son was 5. She remarried a couple years later and married a true Ricardo Cabeza...non-working drunk. Stayed with him for 18 years before finally kicking his ass out. Now, I'M the lucky guy putting up with her and her kids and their shit.

See if I've got this right, Howie, 'cause I think we're homing in on the problem, and potentially, there's a solution in the sanatorium if we can establish a baseline commitment scenario. (Where's SPU when you need him?) Manatee sex is probably a partial qualifier, so lets look into what else might serve to land you a more peaceful housing circumstance.

So you got rid of her and someone else took her off your hands? And after she'd spent 18 years with a non-working drunk, she needed some kind of support or assistance, so you remarried her? And not to sleep with her (or only for 2 weeks), as you mentioned? Subsequently, and on multiple occasions, her kids have needed support and assistance, including living accommodations that you've provided?

Now, as someone who has foolishly played the damsel rescue role twice, I understand part of that, even if not on the same scale. So, maybe you're just a humanitarian, which might not help you. But if you can answer the next question correctly, with a little luck, the sanatorium might find space for you:

When is Mr. Cabeza moving in?

And then, lastly -- please explain what exactly you have gotten, or are getting out of the remarriage and housing arrangements.

 

[RadioHowie]

[snippity-doo-dah, snippity-day]

When is Mr. Cabeza moving in?

Not soon enough...then I could, with good conscience, GTF outta here and find me a little one room apartment (with garage) for my two bikes, car and computer. I'd be happy.

And then, lastly -- please explain what exactly you have gotten, or are getting out of the remarriage and housing arrangements.

This one took a little longer to answer...had to think about it....

What have I got? Constant questions of "when are you gonna sell your motorcycles? You have a car."

and, "Sell the car, you don't drive it."

and, "You have two motorcycles, you can only ride one. sell the other."

Oh, and the 2 to 4 meals that get cooked monthly. I guess they count...but I'll be damned if I can't stare another plate of spaghetti in the face EVER again, and I'm on my VERY last "Hamburger Helper" acceptance, too.

I didn't mean to start a personal pity-party here, but thought I'd pass along a great way to piss off a mom and her daughter. Worked, too!

edited to add:

P.S., that Manatee Sex thing is all a put-up job by some Michigan maniac. You know that, don't you???

 

[exskibum]

P.S., that Manatee Sex thing is all a put-up job by some Michigan maniac. You know that, don't you???

Oh yeah, yeah -- absolutely. They've really been putting the pressure on about that kinda thing down there since that woman getting busted cavorting with Manatees made headlines, huh?

P.S., that 2 -4 meals a month thing hit a nerve. Think that's about what I was getting during the last damsel rescue attempt. You paying for almost all the groceries, too?

 

[SkooterG]

I don't know RH. I am having trouble feeling sympathy for you. Women are much like motorcycles in that 'Stupid Hurts'. Seems to me you got yourself in this situation by demonstrating some serious lack of judgement and you, and nobody else, are the only one that can fix it. Not that it will be easy, but where do you see yourself in 5 years?

 

[Redfish Hunter]

I don't know RH. I am having trouble feeling sympathy for you. Women are much like motorcycles in that 'Stupid Hurts'. Seems to me you got yourself in this situation by demonstrating some serious lack of judgement and you, and nobody else, are the only one that can fix it. Not that it will be easy, but where do you see yourself in 5 years?

OUCH! I was waiting for it, I did not know who would have the courage to say it.

Courage, RadioHowie. You and only you know what needs to happen. Make us proud.

 

[odot]

Yeah, show that manatee who wears the pants in the house.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Yeah, show that manatee who wears the pants in the house.

I don't care who you are...that thar is funny chit. :lol:

 

[FJRBluesman]

Howie - I hope you're doing ok, but this post has me in tears, I love it! :yahoo:

Now this is the forum I miss! :clapping:

Yeah, show that manatee who wears the pants in the house.

I don't care who you are...that thar is funny chit. :lol:

Gunny!
I think odot got a nut back...? :lol:

 

[odot]

Pull your tongue out of my ass, bluesman.

 

[rogdeb]

RH .. :lol: :lol: yer too funny. Great story :lol: Family .... so much fun .... I'll take friends any day.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Pull your tongue out of my ass, bluesman.

Back with a vengeance :lol:

 

[Surly]

I can hardly wait to read about the Grandchildren visiting with their toy drums and whistles.

Best regards

Surly

:lol: