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I Bought Another Beemer: Somebody Stop Me Please!



For the last Decade Papa Chuy Viejo has been searching for a BMW R90S to replace "Dieter" and a R60/2 to replace my beloved "Schatzie".

Sadly both these motorcycles are now priced beyond the means of this poor and destitute Retiree, I fart on rocks to save the grease! JSNS!

94 R1100RS for sale. 50,000 miles, stored in garage it's entire life. Has service records. Due for the 50,000 mile service. Comes with new sealed battery and battery tender. Paint, vinyl, and accessories are all pristine. Comes with original key and two working copies.

Will include practically brand new shoei helmet, only worn 12 times for short rides to work and back. Will also include xxxl riding jacket.

Sold to BeemerDonS for $2K, already scheduled for the 50K Service with Dave Alquist of Quality Cycle Service in Mesa, Arizona! JSNS!
 
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Get yourself into a 12 Step program, Don! If a motorcycle thief were to get into your garage, the poor ******* would be so conflicted that he wouldn't know where to start.

 
Get yourself into a 12 Step program, Don! If a motorcycle thief were to get into your garage, the poor ******* would be so conflicted that he wouldn't know where to start.
On the other hand, this affliction is good for us snowbirds that have a standing invitation to go explore Mexico with el viejo Papa Chuy. Always a bike that needs ridden.

 
Congrats on the addition Pappa. You sure know how to have multiple O-faces on all of yur assorted bikes
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Keep the collection rolling
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Get yourself into a 12 Step program, Don! If a motorcycle thief were to get into your garage, the poor ******* would be so conflicted that he wouldn't know where to start.
Naw, he'd just steal the FJR and be gone.

 
Get yourself into a 12 Step program, Don! If a motorcycle thief were to get into your garage, the poor ******* would be so conflicted that he wouldn't know where to start.
On the other hand, this affliction is good for us snowbirds that have a standing invitation to go explore Mexico with el viejo Papa Chuy. Always a bike that needs ridden.
Amigo Tomaso, Papa Chuy Viejo will ride a moto to Mexico at the drop of a Sombrero ese. Fly into PHX from that Frozen PA Icebox, we'll ride to Rocky Point!

 
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Don... Take your right hand and make it flat. Smack yourself squarely in the forehead and say..."I could have had a wing".

Also you need to quit this sad song about I have no money....Aren't you going back to Europe Guatemala this summer September?
Dr. Rich the fecking Dane plus ever lovely and charming Miss Susan, for my 68th Birthday in October of 2016 I am going to Ride Spain and Portugal: Join Papa!



 
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Is this BMW the model with the self folding side stand while the bike was parked and the open for no reason while you are moving side cases?

Beyond that it is a '94 if I am not mistaken this was long before the boxer experienced surging issues or the final drive would leak oil like a pre 1978 Triumph.

 
Give me your wallet, credit cards and all available funds. That will stop you.

However if you think you can sneak your Irish *** around me Don, I will come down and give Miss Donna the best ride of her life....on the Wing you perverts
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You know once she has ridden a Honda your goose is cooked!!!

PS. I know of a 1990 GS1000 with 18, 775 miles in Red, very clean.

 
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