Important Health Warning!

[Tyler]

I thought I would pass along this important warning...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life and you need to take action immediately.

Happy Friday!

 

[LagerHead]

Oh no. I have WORK. But luckily I have scheduled all next week to decontaminate with BEER and Travel Required Intense Planning (TRIP). Wish me luck.

 

[Tyler]

Oh no. I have WORK. But luckily I have scheduled all next week to decontaminate with BEER and Travel Required Intense Planning (TRIP). Wish me luck.

Whew... sounds like you're gonna pull through just fine!

 

[sin_loki]

how does one avoid infection of WORK, if i to have sit next to some one that is "infected"?

 

[7xray]

I guess you can't get it from toilet seats, though.

 

[kolonial72]

WORK has been interfering with my Leisurely Ideal Fun Episodes (LIFE) for about a month now. I gotta get out and partake in a Recreationally Intense Driving Engagement (RIDE)!

 

[user 6393]

WORK has been interfering with my Leisurely Ideal Fun Episodes (LIFE) for about a month now. I gotta get out and partake in a Recreationally Intense Driving Engagement (RIDE)!

gunny!

 

[FJRBluesman]

Tyler - The only problem is, the side effects from getting rid of work are, lack of play money, etc.

It's a vicious cycle. Like one of those love hate relationships.