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Wrap your privates in aluminum foil -the new secret to Long Life motorcycle riding...

... and we have been so worried about heat shields :rolleyes:

 
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Admin! Reduce FJRGuy's post count by 700! ;) Consider it demerits for posting lame crap that some poor frightened sod will belive.

 
For anyone with a hint of belief in that website, you should ask the author the following questions:

1. Why is there zero data showing any measurable reduction in ELF EMF by using your product? You sell the meters, seems to me you could show some numbers to back up your claims.

2. Where is there ANY form of medical study relevant to the product?

 
My cloud of farts save me on every ride. I did a study once....
And that same study reported that 86% of FJR riders admitted to farting while riding. The other 14% admitted to lying about farting while riding and blaming their pillion. I think we're all safe, thanks to Shiny's intense study of this problem. :good:

 
Admin! Reduce FJRGuy's post count by 700! ;) Consider it demerits for posting lame crap that some poor frightened sod will belive.
Multiply that by two since he canuckian...that's 1400 demerits.

:)
:rofl: You guys crack me up! It'd be worth 1400 demerits for the chuckles it provided.

I think I might actually go and read the article now... just for fun! :D

I came across it while showing my dad how to search for "Health Effects of EMF" and told him that I had to post this, it will be fun! :p

 
Wrap your privates in aluminum foil -the new secret to Long Life motorcycle riding...
... and we have been so worried about heat shields :rolleyes:
Luckily for Bustanut joker and RadioHowie, their wives took away their nut sacks many years ago. For myself, I also have been wrapping "The Boys" in aluminum foil for their ultimate ride protection!

 
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Wrap your privates in aluminum foil -the new secret to Long Life motorcycle riding...
... and we have been so worried about heat shields :rolleyes:
Luckily for Bustanut joker and RadioHowie, their wives took away their nut sacks many years ago. For myself, I also have been wrapping "The Boys" in aluminum foil for their ultimate ride protection!
I didn't know they made foil in small packages Beemerdons. The things you learn on this forum!

 
Covered already...my aluminum foil underwear works great although it does chafe...

For myself, I also have been wrapping "The Boys" in aluminum foil for their ultimate ride protection!
Geezus, don't you folks know nuthin? You need to wrap them in LEAD, not aluminum. Aluminum only works to keep the voices outa yer head.

Geezus...

 
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