Is 2 '05s a record?
snip<The wife is a much better asphalt surfer than I and gets about twice my distance.>snip
snip<She's always said she wouldn't ride with me again if I dumped her....>snip
First, I am extremely relieved to hear you are both "survivors". Then, I'm saddened because of your incident. Daaaaaaaaang, Charles, your insurance company is going to luv yew, man!
Others have said all I would in disecting the causes. Yew needs tuh git yerseff wunna dem new-fangled EEE-lectronical ditalis cameruhs en lets her be-a takin' summa dem pitchers tuh sho yew later on. Thettaway yew kin be a-payin' detension tuh them touristers en all. Uhm hmmm!
Third: Asphalt Surfing. Were you trying for distance or free-form score? Her lighter weight prolly helped her slide farther, but your artful dodging might have impressed the judges. :dribble:
Fourth: ".....she wouldn't ride with me...." That's what the "lovely and beautiful ex-Mrs. Madmike" said and I didn't even own a motorcycle. So, in a pre-emptive move, I dumped her.........and bought a bike. Oh, wait a minute, that'd be a different kind of "dump". Nevermind!
Uhm, Charles, this is not a good way to be treating your new bride.
I see roses and diamonds in your future....wait a minute...the vision is becoming more clear.....Aaahhhhhh, you're giving them to Catherine. Now I see! :lol: