Los Robustos

[beemerdons]

Note to HotRodZilla: Don't forget mi compadre the moniker "El Pendejo Grande" is already taken and reserved by SkooterG!

It is absolutely your call, but perhaps Los Robustos RadioHowie could be "El Pendejo Pequeno"; so GreggieM stays "The Big *******" and manatee screwing Howie now becomes "The Little *******"! But the jai alai ball is fully in your court mi amigo!

 

[beemerdons]

Dear HotRodZilla, Sorry that I did not mention this earlier, you cannot use "El Rechoncho" for RadioHowie's club moniker.

johnny80s has already selected "El Rechoncho-The Dumpy One" for Fairlaner; even though it fits, you can't use it for Howie.

 

[johnny80s]

I would like to submit the following names for Howie:

el pervertido

el borracho

I will approve his membership as a probie but he must come to the first annual Los Robustos Meet and Eat and eat his way into the club with everyone else.

Don - we need to set up the first annual meet and eat.

 

[RadioHowie]

I would like to submit the following names for Howie:
el pervertido

Close...

el borracho

Not really that big a drinker. Howzabout "El Pederasta del Manatee"?

I will approve his membership as a probie but he must come to the first annual Los Robustos Meet and Eat and eat his way into the club with everyone else.
Don - we need to set up the first annual meet and eat.

Oh boy, just what I need....drive 3000 miles to make a pig of myself and get s#!+faced with a bunch of hoons. :yahoo:

'Howie

 

[beemerdons]

I would like to submit the following names for Howie:
el pervertido

el borracho

I will approve his membership as a probie but he must come to the first annual Los Robustos Meet and Eat and eat his way into the club with everyone else.

Don - we need to set up the first annual meet and eat.

https://www.eatatjoesbarbecue.com/page5.html Juan, here are my suggestions for both Los Robustos M/C Eat and a Meeting.

Eat at Joe's Barbecue has the most mouth watering BBQ in the West, I can't ride to Las Vegas without stopping at Joe's BBQ.

Eating: Let's have Los Robustos M/C rendezvous 1100 hours at Joe's on Sunday, November 1-I'll call ahead for reservations!

Meeting: Let's meet up Saturday evening 10/31 in Las Vegas at a place that Spyderbret and Eeksnake recommend, they are locals so they will know a lodging that will be cheap and close to the Strip action. From Vegas to Wikieup is 2.5 hours covering 160 miles. From Joe's to your home in Fallbrook is 6 hours and 400 miles. Leave Wikieup at noon, home by dark!!

 

[FJRay]

****. I will probably be snowed in by then. Got our first dusting yesterday. Ask them if they will overnight some BBQ.

 

[RadioHowie]

https://www.eatatjoesbarbecue.com/page5.html Juan, here are my suggestions for both Los Robustos M/C Eat and a Meeting.
Eat at Joe's Barbecue has the most mouth watering BBQ in the West, I can't ride to Las Vegas without stopping at Joe's BBQ.

Eating: Let's have Los Robustos M/C rendezvous 1100 hours at Joe's on Sunday, November 1-I'll call ahead for reservations!

Meeting: Let's meet up Saturday evening 10/31 in Las Vegas at a place that Spyderbret and Eeksnake recommend, they are locals so they will know a lodging that will be cheap and close to the Strip action. From Vegas to Wikieup is 2.5 hours covering 160 miles. From Joe's to your home in Fallbrook is 6 hours and 400 miles. Leave Wikieup at noon, home by dark!!

:dribble: :dribble:

I miscalculated! 5,000 miles!! REALLY a bit much for lunch. Guess I'll be on probation a little while longer!

DAMN!

'Howie

 

[beemerdons]

****. I will probably be snowed in by then. Got our first dusting yesterday. Ask them if they will overnight some BBQ.

URGENT PRIORITY MEMO TO johnny80s and ShinyPartsUp: The Los Robustos M/C moniker title "El Borracho" is a highly prestigious, revered and honored nickname and must NEVER be issued lightly by any of the Los Robustos M/C triumvirate!!!

I submit for your review and examination 88 bonafide witnesses from WFO-8 and 33 unimpeachable witnesses from SW-FOG 2009 that 1 man and 1 man alone deserves the Lord High "El Borracho" of Los Robustos M/C: Niehart, aka Dave Black!!

OCfjr, SkooterG, Panman, Brodie, Ignacio, Warchild, Wetdog, pinhead, gregory, joe, HotRodZilla, Geezer, TellurideFJR, Silver Penguin and I, Chuy Medina "El Burrito Ballerina", will attest to Niehart's drinking prowess that is a true amazement!

NOTE TO FJRay: Brother, I crunched some routing numbers and came up with the following - Seattle, Washington to La Pine, Oregon; 6.5 hours and 360 miles. La Pine to Las Vegas, Nevada; 13.5 hours over 825 miles. Persuade Niehart to put his Ducati on a two rail motorcycle trailer and come pick you up. Since I don't believe that you drink anymore, just put DB in the passenger seat and hand him a fifth of Tanqueray gin-just wake Niehart up when you are on the last leg to Las Vegas.

That will get you out of the snowy Pacific Northwest; Bret and Chris can find a safe place where you can stash the trailer/rig.

 

[RadioHowie]

Hmmm....Wikieup, AZ instead of Las Vegas, NV.....

Only 4,600 miles round trip instead of 5,000 miles. Might be do-able.

Would you guys be pissed if I showed up on my Kwacker instead of the Feej?

Don't know if I'd trust the Feej to go across country 1 day after ME putting it back together.

'Howie

ps: BTW, if I'm late, order me TWO of these.....

 

[beemerdons]

Hmmm....Wikieup, AZ instead of Las Vegas, NV.....

Only 4,600 miles round trip instead of 5,000 miles. Might be do-able.

Would you guys be pissed if I showed up on my Kwacker instead of the Feej?

Don't know if I'd trust the Feej to go across country 1 day after ME putting it back together.

'Howie

ps: BTW, if I'm late, order me TWO of these.....

Manatee Molester: You could also jump a jet on Friday night to Phoenix, Seth and I would pick you up at Sky Harbor Airport.

You could sleep on our couch and when Seth's Mom picks him up at Noon Saturday: You can ride Miss Lucy Liu my 2003 FJR and I will ride Pamela Anderson my 2002 Harley-Davidson Twin Cam 88 Super Glide to Las Vegas. We'll arrive in Sin City at 5PM, maybe picking up marcusorelius and Duke in Kingman, and hopefully Spyderbret and Eeksnake will be at the hotel.

We'll chain the Yamaha and HD together for security and let The Gruesome Twosome Chris and Bret lead us on a pub crawl.

Entire pack will leave LV 0830 and be at Joe's for opening at 1100. Eat and back to Phoenix, take you to airport Monday AM.

 

[johnny80s]

Let's meet Friday night in Vegas then Saturday for food and ride home sunday? Riding home with that much food in my belly would not good. I would right off my bike asleep until I hit the ground.

What do ya think?

 

[beemerdons]

Let's meet Friday night in Vegas then Saturday for food and ride home sunday? Riding home with that much food in my belly would not good. I would right off my bike asleep until I hit the ground.
What do ya think?

johnny80s: Let me check with Seth's Mom Jean, that happens to be a shared custody weekend. Were you thinking of both nights in Las Vegas then, or were you thinking Friday night in Las Vegas and then Saturday night in Wickenburg, Arizona???

Wickenburg is fun cowboy town with good restaurants, both Mexicano and ******. Everybody in saloons looks like dcarver!

 

[johnny80s]

****. I will probably be snowed in by then. Got our first dusting yesterday. Ask them if they will overnight some BBQ.

URGENT PRIORITY MEMO TO johnny80s and ShinyPartsUp: The Los Robustos M/C moniker title "El Borracho" is a highly prestigious, revered and honored nickname and must NEVER be issued lightly by any of the Los Robustos M/C triumvirate!!!

I submit for your review and examination 88 bonafide witnesses from WFO-8 and 33 unimpeachable witnesses from SW-FOG 2009 that 1 man and 1 man alone deserves the Lord High "El Borracho" of Los Robustos M/C: Niehart, aka Dave Black!!

OCfjr, SkooterG, Panman, Brodie, Ignacio, Warchild, Wetdog, pinhead, gregory, joe, HotRodZilla, Geezer, TellurideFJR, Silver Penguin and I, Chuy Medina "El Burrito Ballerina", will attest to Niehart's drinking prowess that is a true amazement!

NOTE TO FJRay: Brother, I crunched some routing numbers and came up with the following - Seattle, Washington to La Pine, Oregon; 6.5 hours and 360 miles. La Pine to Las Vegas, Nevada; 13.5 hours over 825 miles. Persuade Niehart to put his Ducati on a two rail motorcycle trailer and come pick you up. Since I don't believe that you drink anymore, just put DB in the passenger seat and hand him a fifth of Tanqueray gin-just wake Niehart up when you are on the last leg to Las Vegas.

That will get you out of the snowy Pacific Northwest; Bret and Chris can find a safe place where you can stash the trailer/rig.

Based on Howie's post I just figured he was drunk most of the time. Maybe we should call him el loco? If it is not booze induced then it is obviously mental illness.

 

[johnny80s]

Let's meet Friday night in Vegas then Saturday for food and ride home sunday? Riding home with that much food in my belly would not good. I would right off my bike asleep until I hit the ground.
What do ya think?

johnny80s: Let me check with Seth's Mom Jean, that happens to be a shared custody weekend. Were you thinking of both nights in Las Vegas then, or were you thinking Friday night in Las Vegas and then Saturday night in Wickenburg, Arizona???

Wickenburg is fun cowboy town with good restaurants, both Mexicano and ******. Everybody in saloons looks like dcarver!

How about Friday in Vegas, Saturday in Wickenburg and Sunday home? I gotta go to the heartattack grill too.

Edit - and just so you fuckers know it is not one meal you have to eat but you have to hang with Shiney and me all weekend. Can I get an Amen?

 

[beemerdons]

Let's meet Friday night in Vegas then Saturday for food and ride home sunday? Riding home with that much food in my belly would not good. I would right off my bike asleep until I hit the ground.
What do ya think?

johnny80s: Let me check with Seth's Mom Jean, that happens to be a shared custody weekend. Were you thinking of both nights in Las Vegas then, or were you thinking Friday night in Las Vegas and then Saturday night in Wickenburg, Arizona???

Wickenburg is fun cowboy town with good restaurants, both Mexicano and ******. Everybody in saloons looks like dcarver!

How about Friday in Vegas, Saturday in Wickenburg and Sunday home? I gotta go to the heartattack grill too.

That's certainly doable! vectervp1 Art Montoya will meet us at Heart Attack Grill; even though engaged, he has it for Sheila!

 

[beemerdons]

****. I will probably be snowed in by then. Got our first dusting yesterday. Ask them if they will overnight some BBQ.

URGENT PRIORITY MEMO TO johnny80s and ShinyPartsUp: The Los Robustos M/C moniker title "El Borracho" is a highly prestigious, revered and honored nickname and must NEVER be issued lightly by any of the Los Robustos M/C triumvirate!!!

I submit for your review and examination 88 bonafide witnesses from WFO-8 and 33 unimpeachable witnesses from SW-FOG 2009 that 1 man and 1 man alone deserves the Lord High "El Borracho" of Los Robustos M/C: Niehart, aka Dave Black!!

OCfjr, SkooterG, Panman, Brodie, Ignacio, Warchild, Wetdog, pinhead, gregory, joe, HotRodZilla, Geezer, TellurideFJR, Silver Penguin and I, Chuy Medina "El Burrito Ballerina", will attest to Niehart's drinking prowess that is a true amazement!

NOTE TO FJRay: Brother, I crunched some routing numbers and came up with the following - Seattle, Washington to La Pine, Oregon; 6.5 hours and 360 miles. La Pine to Las Vegas, Nevada; 13.5 hours over 825 miles. Persuade Niehart to put his Ducati on a two rail motorcycle trailer and come pick you up. Since I don't believe that you drink anymore, just put DB in the passenger seat and hand him a fifth of Tanqueray gin-just wake Niehart up when you are on the last leg to Las Vegas.

That will get you out of the snowy Pacific Northwest; Bret and Chris can find a safe place where you can stash the trailer/rig.

Based on Howie's post I just figured he was drunk most of the time. Maybe we should call him el loco? If it is not booze induced then it is obviously mental illness.

Miguel y Juan: We definitely need to have a meeting. There are certain revered names that must be kept in future reserve.

I certainly do believe that RadioHowie is goofy, I don't really view him as unstable, mentally sick and patently "Muy Loco"!

NOW on the other hand, if/when Bustanut joker officially applies for Los Robustos M/C membership we can consider El Loco!

Barry's thousands of posts prove beyond any shadow of a doubt his driveway isn't touching his garage, his goats are not in a row, his anus is shaved, bats are in his belfry, he's.....you get the point. Bust is ill to a degree he's truly "El Loco Mucho"!

 

[HotRodZilla]

When "El Presidente" johnny80s also confirms RH, it's a done deal. Since our "El Jefe Nuevo Mexico" HotRodZilla is a native Spanish speaker, I recommend that he be allowed to select a suitable club moniker for his very closest amigo: RadioHowie!!

Initially I was thinking of "Pinche Pendejo" (******* *****) or "Pinche Cabron" (******* Goat most often translated into ******* ******* or some other reference to stubborness)

Manatee Molester: You could also jump a jet on Friday night to Phoenix, Seth and I would pick you up at Sky Harbor Airport.
You could sleep on our couch and when Seth's Mom picks him up at Noon Saturday: You can ride Miss Lucy Liu my 2003 FJR and I will ride Pamela Anderson my 2002 Harley-Davidson Twin Cam 88 Super Glide to Las Vegas. We'll arrive in Sin City at 5PM, maybe picking up marcusorelius and Duke in Kingman, and hopefully Spyderbret and Eeksnake will be at the hotel.

We'll chain the Yamaha and HD together for security and let The Gruesome Twosome Chris and Bret lead us on a pub crawl.

Entire pack will leave LV 0830 and be at Joe's for opening at 1100. Eat and back to Phoenix, take you to airport Monday AM.

However; I saw this post and was reminded of Howie's amarous relationship with the large sea dwelling animals. Therefore, I hereby designate Howie as "Pinche Pescado Malo" (******* Bad Fish)

He deserves it after all.

HRZ

 

[beemerdons]

When "El Presidente" johnny80s also confirms RH, it's a done deal. Since our "El Jefe Nuevo Mexico" HotRodZilla is a native Spanish speaker, I recommend that he be allowed to select a suitable club moniker for his very closest amigo: RadioHowie!!

Initially I was thinking of "Pinche Pendejo" (******* *****) or "Pinche Cabron" (******* Goat most often translated into ******* ******* or some other reference to stubborness)

Manatee Molester: You could also jump a jet on Friday night to Phoenix, Seth and I would pick you up at Sky Harbor Airport.
You could sleep on our couch and when Seth's Mom picks him up at Noon Saturday: You can ride Miss Lucy Liu my 2003 FJR and I will ride Pamela Anderson my 2002 Harley-Davidson Twin Cam 88 Super Glide to Las Vegas. We'll arrive in Sin City at 5PM, maybe picking up marcusorelius and Duke in Kingman, and hopefully Spyderbret and Eeksnake will be at the hotel.

We'll chain the Yamaha and HD together for security and let The Gruesome Twosome Chris and Bret lead us on a pub crawl.

Entire pack will leave LV 0830 and be at Joe's for opening at 1100. Eat and back to Phoenix, take you to airport Monday AM.

However; I saw this post and was reminded of Howie's amarous relationship with the large sea dwelling animals. Therefore, I hereby designate Howie as "Pinche Pescado Malo" (******* Bad Fish)

He deserves it after all.

HRZ

Juan y Miguel, That's a good one from Armadillo Hombre, certainly can accept this! What's your thoughts on new HR name?

 

[johnny80s]

When "El Presidente" johnny80s also confirms RH, it's a done deal. Since our "El Jefe Nuevo Mexico" HotRodZilla is a native Spanish speaker, I recommend that he be allowed to select a suitable club moniker for his very closest amigo: RadioHowie!!

Initially I was thinking of "Pinche Pendejo" (******* *****) or "Pinche Cabron" (******* Goat most often translated into ******* ******* or some other reference to stubborness)

Manatee Molester: You could also jump a jet on Friday night to Phoenix, Seth and I would pick you up at Sky Harbor Airport.
You could sleep on our couch and when Seth's Mom picks him up at Noon Saturday: You can ride Miss Lucy Liu my 2003 FJR and I will ride Pamela Anderson my 2002 Harley-Davidson Twin Cam 88 Super Glide to Las Vegas. We'll arrive in Sin City at 5PM, maybe picking up marcusorelius and Duke in Kingman, and hopefully Spyderbret and Eeksnake will be at the hotel.

We'll chain the Yamaha and HD together for security and let The Gruesome Twosome Chris and Bret lead us on a pub crawl.

Entire pack will leave LV 0830 and be at Joe's for opening at 1100. Eat and back to Phoenix, take you to airport Monday AM.

However; I saw this post and was reminded of Howie's amarous relationship with the large sea dwelling animals. Therefore, I hereby designate Howie as "Pinche Pescado Malo" (******* Bad Fish)

He deserves it after all.

HRZ

Juan y Miguel, That's a good one from Armadillo Hombre, certainly can accept this! What's your thoughts on new HR name?

I vote yes.

 

[Dr. Rich]

I got lost on the original thread... It was something about meeting for BBQ on Sunday Nov.1... Where I got lost was is it going to be in Arizona on the 1st or Las Vegas? I will be in Vegas watching my kid ride that day (Sunday the 1st) and could meet you. I don't know when his last race is but it is usually in the early afternoon. He will be at the big track north of LV. Monday the 2nd I am headed into Arizona and can meet up with some of you guys if you have bailed out of jail or gotten out of the emergency room from over consumption of calories and libation.