Hm.....another pick up line to use.....600 pound vibrator that goes 150mph. Bet that would only work on lois lane, though.
Shame on you. Lois Lane is pure and wholesome. :friends:
She has never had sex with the man of steel. She has never had sex at all. Didn't you ever watch TV in the 50's? Now to tell the truth. I have to watch out for that Jimmy Olsen. I think he is a little light in the loafers.
No, back when I was a TV star, we didn't do that kind of stuff. We were all mom, apple pie and the good old US of A. But that was back in the 50's When a Triumps 650 was the biggest, baddest bike in town, after you got through riding it, YOU vibrated for the rest of the day! (didn't mention the Harleys cause we were in high school then and couldn't afford the oil to keep them running.)
I bet you young whippresnappers didn't know that blacktop was accidently invented by some guy's in the 40's and 50's that rode the same gravel road back and forth to work, day after day on Harleys.
In about 3 weeks the roads would turn to blacktop.
The young men who play me now on the big screen of the movie houses are good, but not as good as me.
You know, the steel they make today is NOT the steel of yesteryear.
I'm all 100% US STAINLESS!
Today they have to add Viagra to the smelting pot, just to get the steel hard enough!
I don't really know what the world is coming to, but then I really don't care, cause when she goes up in smoke,
I'm the only one here who can take off for another world.
You guys are all toast!
But, to get back to the point, Lois is as pure as the driven snow. :angel: She is an FJR girl all the way.
I mean Lois is Sweet! and so is the FJR!
CK