Yup. Instant nomination for gayest post for 2009. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But a gay OB/GYN just seems so wrong!
Medical Jokes
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doctorJ
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Sheesh, give me a break :glare: . Heterosexual all the way, but now that you mention it, I'll just bypass the shave from Bust :biggrinsmiley: !!
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beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Yeah, real nice there doctorj! Go ahead and break the Owosso Orgiastic Ones heart! Might as well pour coal into his stocking!
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Silver Penguin
Silver Penguin
Just had to share following original creation. My coworker penned this, in response to yesterday's shift;
Before I go any further, let me say that this is the best Christmas I've had in ages! Soooo (ahem...) On the 12th day of Christmas my dayshift gave to meeeeeeee....
12 Doctors grumping
11 Patients puking
10 Infiltrations
9 Cipro doses
8 Code Brown Blowouts
7 Line Infections
6 Leaky Foleys
5 Deeee Effffff Aaaaaaayyyys (sing it!)
4 Intubations
3 Transports
2 MRSA (pronounced mersa) wounds
.....and ONE MISMANAGED ER ADMIT!
Happy Happy Holidays everyone!
Before I go any further, let me say that this is the best Christmas I've had in ages! Soooo (ahem...) On the 12th day of Christmas my dayshift gave to meeeeeeee....
12 Doctors grumping
11 Patients puking
10 Infiltrations
9 Cipro doses
8 Code Brown Blowouts
7 Line Infections
6 Leaky Foleys
5 Deeee Effffff Aaaaaaayyyys (sing it!)
4 Intubations
3 Transports
2 MRSA (pronounced mersa) wounds
.....and ONE MISMANAGED ER ADMIT!
Happy Happy Holidays everyone!
Silver Penguin
Silver Penguin
The story goes, that a young mother whose grasp of English was tentative at best, heard a pretty name when the nurses were talking about her infant daughter. She decided that the child would be called Chlamydia. How sweet!Throughout most of the day, a new mother had been relentlessly, soliciting names for her baby. As the nurse was processing the birth record information, she couldn't believe what she had decided to name her baby daughter. A security guard was later disciplined for recommending, "Placenta".
doctorJ
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Wow, I hate to start on my past experiences and won't for most of them, but helping with baby names :evilgrin: was one many of us residents were chastised for and told to cease and desist. Here are a few though. Some were spontaneous from the mothers and not us :devil: residents. Apostrophe on emphasis syllable.The story goes, that a young mother whose grasp of English was tentative at best, heard a pretty name when the nurses were talking about her infant daughter. She decided that the child would be called Chlamydia. How sweet!Throughout most of the day, a new mother had been relentlessly, soliciting names for her baby. As the nurse was processing the birth record information, she couldn't believe what she had decided to name her baby daughter. A security guard was later disciplined for recommending, "Placenta".
Sy-Phi'-lis
Gon-Nor'-hea
Ur-e'-thra
Fe-mal'-e (I kid you not--mother saw female on baby name tag and liked it as the name)
Le-mon'-jell-o (mother saw this on her dinner tray and liked the name--have to say it fast with emphasis on mon--unbelievable :lol2: )
Vir'-gina (instead of Virginia)
La-Be'-a (you figure it out)
Pseuda-mon'-as
Fem-or'-al
OK, that's enough for now. I've repented, but what about those kids out there with those names,
mg2: doctorj
Mizz Bustanut
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And to think, I thought an old neighbor was crazy when she named her baby "Pancake".
airboss
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Went to the Lab last week for to give blood samples my annual check up, all the staff wear name tags with their last names, Ms. Jones, Mr. Smith, like that.
anyway I wait in the room and in comes the new sticker, Ms. Flowers who says HI, I'm Summer, and you are..........?
Glad I was in a medical facility I almost herniated myself holding that laugh in.
anyway I wait in the room and in comes the new sticker, Ms. Flowers who says HI, I'm Summer, and you are..........?
Glad I was in a medical facility I almost herniated myself holding that laugh in.
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