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From a recent article in the Spokesman-Review in Spokane, WA.

“Thanks to the artistry of customization, the bikes come in all shapes and sizes, but mostly they come Harley-Davidson®.

That's because a Harley-Davidson® is more than a motorcycle, explained Buck Banks, of Shumate Harley-Davidson® in Spokane. "It's a lifestyle."

Banks has been changing people's lifestyles for about four months now, ever since changing his own after seeing the film "Wild Hogs," with John Travolta and William H. Macy. That's when the 60-year-old former school teacher from Bakersfield, Calif., decided to make the switch from selling educational materials to selling Harley-Davidsons®.

"There's a lot of gratification in it because I help their dreams come true," Banks said of customers.

About 60 percent of Harley-Davidson® sales are to first-time motorcycle buyers, he said, "probably the highest it's ever been."

Banks said most of his customers are guys around his own age. One recent customer bought a Harley-Davidson® after suffering a heart attack.

"I turned his $160-a-month cigarette habit into 84 monthly Harley-Davidson® payments," Banks said, adding that last time he saw the customer he was tanned and looking healthy.”

Even the dealers are confirming that The Motor Company® doesn’t sell motorcycles.

And from the Dallas Morning News…

“A man died after crashing his 2007 Harley-Davidson® motorcycle into a fire hydrant Thursday afternoon, Plano police said.

His identity was not released pending notification of relatives.

The man was driving north on Jupiter Road about 1:40 p.m. when he lost control of his Harley-Davidson® near Spring Creek Parkway, police said. Officer Andrae Smith said the man hit a mailbox, then crashed into a fire hydrant, knocking it out of the ground. The man, who was not wearing a helmet, died at the scene.

Police are investigating whether driver inexperience or speed were factors, Officer Smith said.”

While tragic, I find it amusing that there are so many accidents reported just like this one everyday. You could almost create boilerplate and just drop in the names and place. The main points, a rider on his Harley-Davidson® and the inability to negotiate a curve are repeated over and over. I think the buyers in the first story create the content for the latter.

 
That's because a Harley-Davidson® is more than a motorcycle, explained Buck Banks, of Shumate Harley-Davidson® in Spokane. "It's a deathstyle."
Changed to reflect reality.

 
"I turned his $160-a-month cigarette habit into 84 monthly Harley-Davidson® payments," Banks said, adding that last time he saw the customer he was tanned and looking healthy.”
"I also gave him some free KY jelly to make his *** hurt less from the ramming I just gave him."

84 months, sheesh, love to know the interest rate on that one.

 
Let's here it for the guy who changes his life based on the movie "Wild Hogs"... Hopefully, he's not expecting Marisa Tomei to fall in love with him too.... :lol:

 
Thats what happens when you decide you can afford both the habit and the bike and try to light up while still wearing your noob wings. Full face ATTGATT could've prevented that..

Or he could've been trying to emulate 'Wild Hogs'. Doesn't the 'Lifestyle' promise at least one Marisa in every town ??

 
I get bored reading enough to realize I didn't want to read the thread. Can you put HD somewhere in the topic so I know to skip the thread? NEPRT might be the right section for these threads.

 
I get bored reading enough to realize I didn't want to read the thread. Can you put HD somewhere in the topic so I know to skip the thread? NEPRT might be the right section for these threads.
HD bashing may be never ending, but it sure isn't pointless. It's good fun man!

 
"I turned his $160-a-month cigarette habit into 84 monthly Harley-Davidson® payments," Banks said, adding that last time he saw the customer he was tanned and looking healthy.”
"I also gave him some free KY jelly to make his *** hurt less from the ramming I just gave him."

84 months, sheesh, love to know the interest rate on that one.
Well now, instead of dying of lung cancer, he'll die of botulism, bad meat in the can. :bad:
 
Based on the following news stories I wonder if there may be an inherent design flaw in products produced by The Motor Company®. I think there may be a common thread in all of these crashes but I just can't put my finger on it. Maybe other readers can see something common in all of the stories... ;)

Bill Mayo, 53, of Fort Lauderdale was headed east, just west of University Drive, when he lost control of his Harley-Davidson® motorcycle and slid onto the right-side shoulder about 8:40 p.m., the Florida Highway Patrol said.

William Keane, 43, was driving his Harley Davidson® motorcycle south on County Road 565 with Valerie Keane, 45, when he lost control of the Harley-Davidson® at American Legion Road and crashed on the west shoulder, Florida Highway Patrol troopers said.

Patrick Lawless, 36 of Danforth, died at approximately 1:45 a.m. Sunday morning after he lost control of his '97 Harley-Davidson® while traveling westbound on U.S. 24 at Iroquois County 150 East Road, an Illinois State Police District 21 press release said. Lawless drove into the right ditch, overturned and was ejected from the Harley-Davidson®. He was pronounced dead at Iroquois Memorial Hospital.

Jerry Watkins, 46, of Shelby, lost control of his Harley-Davidson® and crossed the center line and hit a white Chevy Tahoe, N.C. Highway Patrol Trooper J.A. Clark said.

Dawn Rostorfer, 33, was pronounced dead at the scene after she was thrown from the Harley-Davidson®, according to troopers with the Findlay post of the Ohio Highway Patrol. The Harley-Davidson®, operated by Robert M. Lanning, 53, was westbound on County Road130 about a half-mile east of County Road 135 shortly before 3:30 a.m. Mr. Lanning lost control of his 2001 Harley-Davidson® on a curve, troopers said.

Thursday morning on Nemo Road about four miles west of Norris Peak Road, Charles Lanam, 54, Aurora, Colo., lost control of the 2005 Harley-Davidson® motorcycle he was riding, went into the south ditch and died at the scene, according to the Highway Patrol.

A 2000 Harley-Davidson®, ridden by Theodore Ramos of Round Mountain, Nev., was traveling west on U.S. Highway 14A in Boulder Canyon, about two miles west of Sturgis, when Ramos lost control of the Harley-Davidson®. Both he and the passenger, Rhoda Ramos, were ejected from the Harley-Davidson®. They were treated for injuries that were not life-threatening.

At 8:15 p.m., Keith Papineau, 49, of LaGrande, Ore., was riding a 2007 Harley-Davidson® east on S.D. Highway 34 about 10 miles east of Sturgis when he lost control of his Harley-Davidson® while going around a curve. The Harley-Davidson® entered the ditch and flipped over.

At 8:45 p.m., Joseph P. Hannon, 50, of Schaumburg, Ill., was riding a 2003 Harley-Davidson® motorcycle eastbound on Interstate-90 in Rapid City when he lost control of the Harley-Davidson® and it entered the median and flipped over. Hannon was wearing a helmet and received nonlife-threatening injuries.

At 8:05 p.m., a 2003 Harley-Davidson®, ridden by Douglas Walker of Wichita Falls, Texas, was traveling south on Norris Peak Road, about two miles north of Johnson Siding, when he overbraked for a curve and lost control of his Harley-Davidson®. Walker, who was wearing a helmet, suffered a serious head injury and was airlifted to Rapid City Regional Hospital.

At 3 p.m., William P. Stevens, 69, was traveling north on Vanocker Canyon Road when he lost control of his 1990 Harley-Davidson® left the roadway and struck a rock wall. Stevens was not wearing a helmet and suffered incapacitating injuries.

 
Ok, I'll work on figuring this out, but I gotta tell that all of the bolded "lost control of his Harley-Davidson®" are just making it more difficult!

 
Perhaps they switched to Metzler tires and they are delaminating and causing accidents??? Still trying to find the common thread... ;)

 
I got it!! 3 were traveling W, 2 E, 1 N, and 1 S. 71% recording a direction of travel were traveling either E (28%) or W (43%)! Clearly HDs are adversly impacted by by the rotation of the earth and HD riders should only travel on compass points that have more than 1 letter - for example, NE or NNE or WSW or ESE.

Whew, that was difficult but fun; what's next?

 
Those HD motorcycles are UNCONTROLLABLE!!!!! Hide the women and children!!!! They're out of CONTROL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

 
He appears to be, ummmm, unfamiliar with the controls and or operating parameters of the machine.

 
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